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Comedian & pub quiz host (former TV news producer & editor). @PupAid compere. Gay prosecco socialistish. #pubquiz #london #comedy #vegetarian #adopt #Chalcots

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Joined February 2015
I've been with @HiveHomeUK since I was a triallist for @BritishGas. Sadly, once top notch customer service is now dreadful. 3 weeks after charging me for a service I still don't receive, it ignores my email, having claimed it couldn't even see it'd charged me... my bank can!
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I’m sure the right wing media will be all over this
Now this is interesting ! Was Bardella tricked by Farage ? French main news this evening has just gone through the agreement they signed this weekend line by line and found there are things "badly translated" or strangely "missing" in the French version The French has France sending migrants intercepted in British waters back to their home countries, whereas the English version has an extra sentence saying France will accept them back into France Also interesting, in the light of ever-increasing rumours about splits between Bardella and Le Pen, is her refusal to comment on the agreement when questioned this afternoon👇 My English s/t @le20hfrancetele
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Replying to @Kevin_Maguire
He assaulted a second woman in the same way Kev.
What the fuck is wrong with these crazy old people?
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We are witnessing an assault here and the police must investigate. The protester has a right to heckle, whether you or I agree or disagree with the views or approve or disapprove of the tactic. But it is against the law to physically attack people.
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Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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I assume @Marriott wants its guests to have a good sleep. It's a shame it hasn't cared for the 100s of neighbours in #RegentsPark/#SwissCottage who've suffered months of air-con #NoisePollution. We can't sleep! @CamdenCouncil is aware. @NewJournal @HamandHigh @TulipSiddiq
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Today we mourn Tim Curry—a singular talent, a true original, and the man who first brought Dr. Frank-N-Furter to life. He didn’t just play an icon; he created one. Thank you, Tim, for the brilliance, courage, inspiration, and everything that followed. You will never be forgotten.
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An amazing video of Dolly Parton singing one of her most famous songs in Páidí Ó Sé’s pub in Ventry Co. Kerry 🇮🇪 in 1990 How did Páidí pull that coup off #RIPDolly
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No, not #DollyParton. RIP the Queen of Country. So sad.
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Fading memories of festivals/prides? Wait for @thameswater to cut off water all day to you & 100s of neighbours- the memories soon waft back thanks to noone able to flush their loos. Greedy water co won't even deliver bottled water to those on its priority scheme. @NewJournal
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Do NOT rely on @thameswater Priority Services Register. 100s of us have been without water for 15 hours in a 23 storey tower. No bottled water supplied. @NewJournal @TulipSiddiq @andyburnham @Feargal_Sharkey
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No, @thameswater answer the question. We've had no #water all day (you acknowledged at 0730). I had to go out for lunch & still can't even wash my hands (no bottled water delivered). Your Customer Guarantee states an automatic £50 credit after 12 hours - why won't you promise?
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You couldn't make it up. @thameswater now says another burst water mains is affecting #NW3, but still refuses to supply bottled water to those who've had no water all day. @NewJournal @TulipSiddiq @Feargal_Sharkey @andyburnham #Chalcots @Ofwat
.@thameswater asks some stupid questions. No water all day. Mains leak acknowledged at 7.30am, no water bottles delivered. Still no water for hundreds of people in a 23 storey tower. #Chalcots @NewJournal @TulipSiddiq @andyburnham @Feargal_Sharkey
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.@thameswater asks some stupid questions. No water all day. Mains leak acknowledged at 7.30am, no water bottles delivered. Still no water for hundreds of people in a 23 storey tower. #Chalcots @NewJournal @TulipSiddiq @andyburnham @Feargal_Sharkey
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Is @thameswater determined to turn the residents of #NW3, #NW6 & #NW8 into the great unwashed? #ThamesWater
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KFC has broken its promise to take fast-growing #Frankenchickens off the menu. The company must stop profiting from suffering. I’ve just sent them a clear message that their actions are unacceptable. Will you stand up for chickens and email KFC too? bit.ly/4wV1xdp 🐔📢
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The result of the Clacton by election should be known by the early hours of Friday morning, with a victory for Nigel Farage looking likely.  So for those counting down to the big moment - that makes it just 36 hours until the Parliamentary investigation into Nigel’s £5 Million gift can get back to work
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A partial eclipse of the heart. It turns out a mirrorball is a great safe way to watch the #SolarEclipse. RIP @BonnieTOfficial #BonnieTyler. #OctoEclipse @OctopusEnergy
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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