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In honor of @MarcusRashford birthday here is a thread of his performances
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My respect for the Glazers has increased so much. Outright said United doesn’t need success on the pitch to make money, and the fanbase still fill the stadium and celebrate equalisers to keep us 18th
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“How many wins have you got this season?”
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Manchester United’s last 11 games: • 6 losses • 4 draws • 1 win
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Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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God bless America.
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LAWYER UP.
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Do you condemn the Republican genocide?
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The voters have spoken, and I want to extend my congratulations to James Talarico on his election to the U.S. Senate. I look forward to meeting him and offering my assistance with his transition as he prepares to serve Texans in the U.S. Senate.
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South Carolina, you have shown the nation — in an era of partisan divides, of vitriol and namecalling, in a politics dominated by billionaires, special interests, and insiders in Washington — that we will not bow down. We will not back down. And we will chart our own course.
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We have crushed the Republican gerrymander all across the land.
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Congratulations to our next Senator @RoyCooperNC. I look forward to working with him during the transition. Representing the Old North State in the world’s most deliberative body is an honor of a lifetime and Susan and I wish Roy and Kristin the very best in the years ahead.
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We doubted these boys and questioned if they knew what they’re doing. Shame on us and trust the process 😃
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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we’re holding 5 goals or 3 minimum
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I am really looking forward to the game tomorrow”. “You might think I’m crazy with the results we’ve had and what’s going on. But I can’t wait. Whatever happens will happen after that, whatever direction it goes in”.
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This mess with AES and Stevens could have been avoided...
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The Republican Party is the party of Donald Trump. A vote for Mike Rogers IS a vote for Trump. I stand with Dr. @AbdulElSayed.
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halloween was yesterday but she still has her satan outfit on 😭😭😭😭
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Ole quotes begging for the United job, and ten Hag quotes still yapping about Ronaldo taking up my TL
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