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Holy Ghost (parody)

@Simple_Shaman

Bootstrap Salesman Broke Trumpkin farmers DM me for prices. I am the necessary metaphysical precondition for quantum aboutness! "demonic narcissistic troll"

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Joined February 2019
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Tori atheist@ToriatheistToriOct 30
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"All I do is" Nguyen (@Nguyen_anime3) profile picture
"All I do is" Nguyen
@Nguyen_anime3Oct 30
Vote Blue! Apparently Republicans have been allowing teachers to do transgender surgeries during their conference period. We need to stop this!
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gCMG@gCMG_ObvOct 30
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The Green Dragon Tavern
@greendragonhqOct 30
Elon Musk put $500 million into elections this year, which is 0.05% of his total wealth. That’s the equivalent of someone making $100k donating $50. Imagine being able to sway entire elections with $50. If you don’t see the problem, you’re part of it.
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That Atheist@thatatheistblogOct 30
The average Republican voter today is willing to accept things getting bad for themselves as long as they believe it will get even worse for groups they dislike.
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Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) profile picture
Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissanOct 28
Do NOT trust the polls. A blue wave won't happen unless you personally make it happen. Vote and encourage everyone you know to vote.
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Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓@BY1959Oct 28
MAGA doing their own research.
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Oct 27
They're mad about the Cheesecake Factory while their leader is showing the country Nicki Minaj's ass? Have a seat, losers.
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Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓@BY1959Oct 26
This should get the bots stirred up. 😜
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Barnito Supreme
@ABoyNamedSous_Oct 25
Replying to @ScottJenningsKY
@ScottJenningsKY
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Dad to the Bone (@Dad_2_The_Bone) profile picture
Dad to the Bone
@Dad_2_The_BoneOct 26
This is the difference between us and those maga ass holes. Yes. I want my taxes to keep kids fed. FFS why is that so hard for them to grasp?!
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Oct 26
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God Fodder@PeteAlonSoCrazyOct 26
Non voters are the worst, most dumbest people on earth. They could have prevented all of this, but they are too fucking lazy and stupid.
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@MAGACult2Oct 25
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Phoenix Atheist@AtheistPhoenixOct 26
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Bushwacker
@StyrbjoernJOct 25
Replying to @SpeakerJohnson @ShannonBream @FoxNewsSunday
Not so convincing..
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Atheist Girl (@iamAtheistGirl) profile picture
Atheist Girl
@iamAtheistGirlOct 22
i’m gonna tell you a secret there is no obligation for you to argue with every tweet you see i get it you want to seem smart but when your need to argue surpasses your level of intelligence it just makes you look like an idiot
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Skeptic George@Skeptic_GeorgeOct 22
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Scott Roberts (@ScottRoberts) profile pictureScott Roberts
@ScottRobertsOct 22
The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten. It needs to be reread and obeyed.
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"All I do is" Nguyen
@Nguyen_anime3Oct 23
The thing about racists, they’re not racist or bigots toward just one group. It’s not just Muslims that they hate. If you’re a minority voting.. remember.. they hate YOU too
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 22
Watters: You have an FBI agent running against a Muslim. It writes itself.
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williams worldview@willsworldviewOct 23
Dude... the requirements for that are "blonde, mar-a-lago face, lying and sucking Trumps cock" You seem to only meet 2 of the 4 requirements. But I'm sure you're willing to go blonde and get a mar-a-lago face too
Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) profile pictureGunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 22
I think I’ve finally found my calling in life. White House press secretary. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of CNN and MSNBC when I walk into that briefing room? I’d have more fun answering their questions than they would asking them. President Trump, where do I send my résumé? 😂
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Giselle💃🇺🇸
@kgiselle653Oct 22
The Republicans mastered fear because they've got nothing else worth selling. Keep everyone scared and hope nobody starts thinking. Pathetic.
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