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🇨🇩. she/her/dat girl pronouns. This is a R. Kelly hate account. views are my own because no one has this much taste. @readtheroompod. 🐝 August 25th, 2021 💔

Joined July 2010
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I'm crying 😭
Replying to @Acyn
What he sees when he looks in the mirror
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Why do I feel like this is what Kylie Jenner would eventually look like if she never got plastic surgery
#MichiganSenate Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé Jason Turkish says he believes Abdul El-Sayed is anti-semitic which has convinced him to vote for Mike Rogers. Turkish intends to attend a Mike Rogers event on Wednesday, Oct. 28, in Birmingham. There, Rogers is set to take part in a forum sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition titled, "Who Will Keep Us Safe? Rogers vs. El-Sayed in the Wake of October 7th and the Temple Israel Attack."
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He’s literally announcing, again, they are cheating.
Trump on Midterms: I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised on Tuesday.
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she not even talking to u which makes this even more ridiculous
All black ppl ain nappy headed boo.
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funny how fathers never die of heartbreak when their sons turn out to be rapists, abusers, thieves or murderers, but a daughter going to university, having a life of her own, or possibly falling in love is enough to send them to their grave, lmao
She killed her father because he always told her to know her limits but Hurmat Baji wanted to be free and live life on her own terms.What kind of lesson are they trying to teach girls? #humtv #Hurmat
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These dumbasses are facing felony charges now 🤣🤣🤣
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman. Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners. Full video coming soon. Stay tuned. @ctznjusticelg
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IM SO FUCKING JEALOUSSSS A PINK IG?????
Not instagram themselves gave me an award for creativity 🥹🩷😭😭😭😭
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Kanye knows he went to far
Kanye said the foulest things about Jay and Beyoncé’s kids and people are still on here like, “What if he brings out Ye at the Super Bowl?”
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she got a nigerian tailor?
Mckenna Grace you're so crazy. her dress is literally the 50th Hunger Games arena😭😭
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would you like a fresh banana, monkey?
Tennessee. Voted all RED down the ballot 🇺🇸♥️ . #FirstTimeMidtermVoter
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Get this right! Kate Middleton can drive in a car with Andrew to church but Meghan should not host a show with children because the fathers she has nothing to do with is possibly a sex offender 🤦🏼‍♀️
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I truly cannot stand that generation of Black women. (Sorry to any of my mutuals catching a stray.)
Iyanla Vanzant Says the Black Community 'Abandoned' R. Kelly: 'Forgive Me' Details: buff.ly/DAEhDPY
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This sounds so stupid. He was a grown man who couldn't come to terms with Mariah Carey loving him, so he had unprotected sex with a bunch of women. Now he has so many kids that he can't remember their names. An idiot.
Nick Cannon divorced Mariah Carey. In the deal, she agreed to pay his travel and hotel when he visits their twins Then he had 10 more kids with 5 other women In the video below, he explains why he left: "The husband I became was Mr. Mariah Carey" April 2008. They marry at her estate in the Bahamas. She's about a decade older and one of the best selling artists alive April 30, 2011. The twins are born on their third anniversary December 2014. He files for divorce Asked to name the reasons, the first word out of his mouth: "Financially" Asked if he felt he didn't deserve her: "Absolutely. 100%." "This is someone that is out of my league" The settlement, per TMZ in 2016: The twins live mainly with Mariah He puts $5,000 a month into a trust for them When he visits, she pays his travel and lodging She signs a 2012 Ferrari over to him Neither can let the kids call a new partner "mom" or "dad" Their incomes in the filing: him $2.7 million a year, her $6.3 million February 2017. His third child is born. Between June 2021 and December 2022 he has 8 more. Total: 12 kids with 6 women His explanation, in the same video: he wanted to prove he could provide for a lot of people, "because for so much time I didn't have to" Do the math. In the marriage he made less than half of what she did. In 6 years after it, he went from 2 kids to 12 The case for Nick: he says he went to therapy, still loves her, and calls himself "the low functioning individual" in his relationships Could you stay married to someone who makes more than double what you make, or would it eat at you too?
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when you’ve had to save up for years for a family day at the zoo, a dirty thirty trip with friends is unfathomable
most of the #trad wives on here are dangerously poor. thts the part they are omitting from the conversation and the part people would understand but im not convinced you NEVER want a break from your kids. #cutitout
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This is the first time I have ever heard a male rapper admit this about a female rapper. You can tell a lot of them also feel this way about Megan but won’t admit it
Isaiah Rashad admits Doechii’s lyrical ability sometimes gets under his skin during a new interview with Andscape. “I hate that she be, like, lowkey better than me. Sometimes it irritates me.”
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Blueface done turned that lady into a gentleman 🤦🏽‍♀️
Has to be the weirdest transition you’ll see on the internet today😭
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I have never been “ragdolled” before. That has to be the worst feeling physically,emotionally, mentally…Jesus
3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker...who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.
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This being all Nicki had to say after the Pulse nightclub shooting… Her support for Trump and her anti LGBTQIA+ rhetoric are genuine, not some game of chess to secure citizenship or whatever. She was never an ally.
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*sigh*
All black ppl ain nappy headed boo.
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Saying no, only because I am a child of the Final Destination era. Next thing you know, the back of my skull is clamped into the machine like something outta Saw.
HaloBraid just released this video of its hair-braiding device, which the startup promises will cut appointment times in half. The company's $7 million seed round was led by Seven Seven Six, the venture capital firm founded by Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams's husband.
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