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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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Just a thought… hear me out. We have all the sex
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Find a guy that brings you snacks without you having to ask.
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im too old to be like this fr
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Babe, it’s time to put on American Dad so we can fall asleep.
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Fuck what people think.
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First of all no.
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I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on
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I crashed out a lot to be this peaceful.
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First date idea: I get your spark back
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Phlegm is a very hard word to spell.
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This isn’t going to work if you’re not telling me how strong I am every time I bring the groceries into the kitchen.
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Every day I do stuff, and every day there’s more stuff to do. Frankly, this is starting to feel like a scam.
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(sexually) i'm listening
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You guys would tell me if I ever said something stupid on here, right?
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I want him buried so deep inside me that his cock thinks it lives there.
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