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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
Babe wake up the suddenly competitive Democrat in missippi just released a Halloween themed sinners campaign video portraying Cindy Hyde smith as a vampire
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
We need to have a serious conversation about the unfair and outrageous burden that is placed on candidates of color, the smear campaigns that are rooted in racism, and accountability for those who perpetuate it.
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
“NYC isn’t elsewhere” —> “Michigan isn’t elsewhere” —> ???
Dem strategist Lis Smith argued a potential El-Sayed win in Michigan doesn’t prove progressives can win elsewhere. “Michigan isn't everywhere,” she told @DashaBurns. “If you can win in Michigan, you can win in Michigan.” Listen to #TheConversation: politi.co/4BAXcze
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
The zionist attempt to ratfuck Abdul at the last second is a coordinated hit job by the way
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
I just want to know if you’ll condemn Haley Stevens like McMorrow just did. Otherwise you’re dragging actual Democrats down.
Hasan Piker's latest online rant targeting Michiganders in West Bloomfield Township, comparing the community to the KKK, should be condemned loudly. It is anti-semitic, divisive and deeply offensive. I get that this is what he does for attention. But flippantly attacking a proud, diverse community — not to mention a political organizer doing the most American of things in our democratic process — reveals how misguided and uninformed he actually is about Michigan.
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Mallory McMorrow my b I wasn’t familiar with your game
McMorrow: "First of all, I have no idea what the hell Haley Stevens is doing. This is a moment where we have to recognize the stakes."
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YEAAAAA 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
Dear Democrats: If you win power, for once in your lives, don’t be the rotating villains. Sincerely, Everyone
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
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all this did was further motivate me to vote for TalaFREAKo!!!! 🙈🤪🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
some 22-year-old field organizer in Chicago has robert prevost marked as “not home” in MiniVAN and I think that’s beautiful
Pope Leo XIV has become the first-ever Pope to vote in a U.S. election. (via AP) He submitted a Chicago mail-in ballot for the 2026 midterms.
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
never want to hear about the left being spoilers ever again. 4 days out from the midterms.
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
Replying to @ryangrim
Is anyone blind enough not to see that she's trying to hurt his campaign? He doesn't have any issues with black voters. That's a complete fabrication. And the national media amplifies every lie and absurd accusation frm these pro-Israel Democrats trying to sabotage this race.
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A real political party would’ve expelled someone doing this to their own nominee less than a week before Election Day
On the eve of the eve of the eve of our BIG and important election, a unifying moment has arrived, our democratic nominee for U.S Senate disavows the Rebellion PAC ad made by Hasan Piker’s uncle that claims Jews are responsible for America’s economic woes. We have learned from party leaders and emissaries, as reported in the news media that he has. On Sunday I will join with the Great Democratic leader, Jim Clyburn and Dr El Sayed for a church service in the beautiful city of Detroit. The political coalition of Black and Jewish voices that have carried Michigan and this country through so many storms to the righteous path of liberal democracy and equal opportunity for all will ring out. Full statement here:
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
A head-turning new "Michigan First" ad from @AbdulElSayed - he names some issue he agrees with MAGA voters on, then plays a supercut of Fox News hosts/Tucker praising him or bashing Mike Rogers. semafor.com/article/10/23/20…
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
This is for EVERY Democrat who desires to criticize Abdul Al-Sayed, Angie Nixon or ANY OTHER candidate five days before Election Day: STFU! Especially you @RepHaleyStevens @HaleyforMI
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
OKLAHOMIES! 😭😭😭🦋 WE JUST RAISED $32,000 IN 45 MINUTES ON HASAN PIKER'S STREAM! 🤯🔥 But let me tell y'all how this even happened, because I have to give a BIG shoutout to future State Senator Booker T Newton for State Senate District 32! Today, I was in Southwest Oklahoma doing meet-and-greets with Booker, who is running for Oklahoma State Senate. He took the time to introduce me to folks in Altus, which isn't even in his district, simply because he wanted to make sure I was comfortable and taken care of! He even helped arrange interviews for me tomorrow! Well, I had a livestream scheduled with Hasan Piker and needed somewhere quiet to do it. So I asked Booker if he had an office I could use. He told me he didn't have one personally, BUT he knew somebody who could help! This man picked up his phone, called his brother-in-law in Lawton, and his brother-in-law graciously opened up his THERAPY OFFICE so I could do my interview! And from that very office, WE RAISED $32,000 IN 45 MINUTES! 😭
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
This is straight up coonery and if you enjoy this as a black person you’re a part of the problem
Social media users are calling for a boycott of restaurants booking Big Groove, saying his content leans into stereotypes and ruins the dining experience
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
yo @SenSchumer get your broke ass over here now
Hasan Piker's community raises $32,000 for N'Kiyla Jasmine Thomas, the Democratic Senate nominee for Oklahoma That represents 132% of the $24,101 Thomas' campaign had on hand as of Oct 14, according to federal filings It is 27% of the money her campaign had raised as of Oct 14, $115,953.98
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Bureaucratic Full Back 🌹 retweeted
Hard to overstate how much of an improvement Warren would be over virtually every other Democratic senator in leadership. This also indicates to me that Murphy and Van Hollen are both looking to run for president. politico.com/news/2026/10/29…
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It’s unacceptable. One of the hotbed for football in the country and our local team can’t qualify for playoffs?!? Hello?? Sell the team
For record-tying seventh straight year, D.C. United fails to qualify for MLS playoffs — a humiliating absurdity in a playoff-happy league. DCU hasn’t won a playoff game in 11 years. Players, coaches, GMs and technical directors have come and gone. One constant.
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