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I decided to go through all known Starship variants and list their development: Starlink/PEZ: Flown and operational Tanker: Active builds with debut flight NET very early 2027 Depot: Unknown but has shared commonality with Tanker and HLS Payload: Unknown but slated to fly in 2027 to deploy Airbus/Japan's Superbird 9 satellite Asteroid: Unknown but has shared commonality with Mars Ship and HLS HLS: Cabin 1 flight-like ground test article to be completed in a month, solar panels already in orbit onboard Starlink V3's Cargo HLS: slated to launch in 2028 to deploy commerical payloads onto the Moon Mars: Shared commonality with HLS and Payload slated to launch to Mars in 2028 Crew Starship: Unknown but shared commonality with HLS, likely NET 2030/2031 for manned flights

All this doomering over Starship "not having a normal payload bay" will be entirely forgetten and erased from people's memory in a year or two when multiple Starships roll out with Shuttle style payload doors for commercial and normal SpaceX missions to the Moon Every week people choose some new stupid false Starship thing to complain about

I just realized the reason why we are seeing so much anti-SpaceX rhetoric lately with people saying nationalize the company, lies about Starlink usage, doomering about Falcon 9 retirement, and further lies about Starship is because the US midterm elections are next week it's all artificially boosted by human psychosis everything makes sense now