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Slope of Function

@SlopeOfFunction

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Happy mothers day to Chaos, dark mother of all things.
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@TheOnion8 Aug 2018
Young Girls Creeped Out By Older Scientists Constantly Trying To Lure Them Into STEM trib.al/RKOcSxb
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thru the wall of ya house to rescue my kid that u apparently kidnapped motherfucker
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Jacob Goldstein@jacobgoldstein3 Jul 2018
“Congratulate Sisyphus on his work anniversary.” teapawt.net/visakanv/status/101397…
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@visakanv3 Jul 2018
One must imagine Sisyphus excited, stoked, so happy to announce that he’ll be rolling a stone up a hill for all eternity! This is a great opportunity for him to really develop his career. What an amazing journey. All the best on your ceaseless ordeal, Sisyphus! Excited for you
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@simpolism@simpolism22 Jun 2018
For I have heard the word of Jaynes! And with His mighty voice he hath commanded me to make this image! Hear my words!
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madam psychosis@madampsychosis28 Apr 2018
what do we want? SOLITUDE AND LOVE when do we want it? SIMULTANEOUSLY
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Fiora@FioraAeterna10 Apr 2018
rt if you want to cause "irreparable injury to elsevier" teapawt.net/f1ac5/status/983701908…
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Ange@angealbertini29 Mar 2018
(author unknown, my own remake)
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Nein.@NeinQuarterly23 Feb 2018
Music teachers. Always a little ahead of their time.
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@TheOnion19 Dec 2017
Sun Thinking Of Just Collapsing Now And Getting This All Over With trib.al/k33barJ
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Cusp of Pleasure@CuspOfPleasure9 Dec 2017
This Is Just To Say I have eaten the atoms that were in the planet and which you were probably using for your terminal values Forgive me they are paperclips so neat and so cold
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@ctrlcreep5 Sep 2017
cat: my human is broken cat technical support: have u tried asking to be let outside, then asking to be let back in
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@TheOnion1 Sep 2017
Trump Administration Announces New $20 Bill Design Honoring Harriet Tubman’s Owners trib.al/cqppJZq
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neoltitude
@ctrlcreep23 Jul 2017
Opsec knowledge is stunningly rare: 70% of fallen angels were caught because they powered off their halos BUT forgot to remove the batteries
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Hank Greely@HankGreelyLSJU12 Jul 2017
Love it! Experimental philosophy! teapawt.net/djsantero/status/88439…
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Nein.@NeinQuarterly2 Jun 2017
Come for the utopian. Stay for the post-apocalyptic.
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'(·)@allgebrah29 May 2017
It is said he once won a staring contest with a surveillance camera
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Nizar Ali Badr (Latakia, Syria) Refugees found pebbles bbc.com/news/world-middle-ea…
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@TheOnion22 Feb 2017
Robert Mapplethorpe Children's Museum Celebrates Grand Opening trib.al/JMJLCMK
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HOW TO STOP YOUR HABITS HOW TO LEAVE YOUR HUMANITY BEHIND HOW TO BECOME BEHAVIORAL CHAOS, ENTROPY GIVEN LIVING FORM, AN INCHOATE DEMON
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