Smashed Sparty

Anyone want to buy this account? I need booze money. 100% serious. ?

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE ROCKING SPARTAN APPAREL ON SPRING BREAK. #GOGREEN

I don't even have a sleep schedule anymore its just a gigantic mess

(What the fuck is a Boilermaker)

There is a time and place for decaf coffee - never, and in the trash

Go home weather, you’re drunk

Spring Break Diet Tip: fill your fridge with spiders

RT IF YOU WANT TO DRINK UNTIL YOU CANT SEE THE DRESS ANYMORE

GOPHUCK YOURSELVES MINNESOTA

You wanna know how I got these scars? I walked outside in the cold and yawned...

When you start calculating your test score DURING the test you know it's real

IT IS ALARMING THAT THIS WEATHER FEELS SO GOOD TO ME RIGHT NOW

Leave the womb, they said, it'll be fun, they said

Would be pretty dope if Sparty started fighting crime at night

Girl just casually popped a Plan B in class

A victory for MSU = a loss for my liver

HAPPY THAT I ONLY HAD TO WEAR ONE PAIR OF PANTS OUTSIDE TODAY

“Hey Pandora listener! Is it time you earn your college degree?” I’M TRYING PANDORA. IM TRYING MY FUCKING HARDEST

MSU pick up line: let’s find out how many layers you have on