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Sparty likes to Party. #SpartanNation

East Lansing
Joined September 2014
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Sparty! @michiganstateu has one of the best flunkin' mascots in all of the land! #MSU #Spartans @SmashedSparty
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Replying to @SmashedSparty
@SmashedSparty There's a school that's known to all.....It's specialty is winning !
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"Little Brother" no more, Sparty strikes first in battle for the Paul Bunyan Trophy. STORY: es.pn/1FDfFdf
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"Superman& Batman are on campus but I don't think either could save my GPA"
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Replying to @SmashedSparty
@SmashedSparty nah, but I heard his friend works there as a janitor and solves math equations when no one is watching.
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Replying to @MSUconfess
@MSUconfess Not this guy. That's a bad day.
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how ironic is it @MSUDrunkTweets follows you the week after you get taken away in an ambulance for "alcohol abuse".
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@MSUDrunkTweets What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The cornhusker shucks between fits.
damn finished two fifths and its only monday trying to make @MSUDrunkTweets but my phone didn't like swimming in beer fuck it
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Friday Blitz: Painful as it is to admit, Michigan St. has become an NFL QB factory. es.pn/1u6LIhR
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