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@SnarkMessierFeb 7

After watching just two preliminary games, I’m almost certain, that the USA Women’s Hockey team can beat the New York Rangers right now. #NYR

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Ridly Greig with four cross-checks on Dorofeyev — Dorofeyev responds, and he takes a penalty. #NYR

@SnarkMessier7m

Good stuff, Braden. #NYR

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Note: Here’s another angle of the replay. ⬇️

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“You have to have your head on a swizzle…” Crushing it, Dave. #NYR

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Durzi takes an early hit from Batherson. #NYR

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Jonas Johansson is making his Ottawa Senators debut — for his career, he has a 3.29 GAA and .884% SV%. I think I’ve seen this movie before, folks. #NYR

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You guys are right, Adam Fox stinks. #NYR

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Note: @RyanSirg — “Adam’s Apples” is perfect. 🔥

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-3.7 Goals Above Expected. #NYR

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@SnarkMessier10h

The New York Rangers play hockey today. #NYR

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I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Sean Durzi has taken two maintenance days, in less than a week, after taking a puck to the hand. #NYR

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@SnarkMessierOct 23

It’s been close to 24 hours, and I can’t stop thinking about this goal from Alexis Lafrenière. #NYR

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Adam Herman@AdamZHermanOct 23

I've made this tweet a handful of times throughout the years but NYR fans have been so spoiled by Lundqvist and Shesterkin much that they mistake normal goaltending for a problem.

Stephen Valiquette

@VallysViewOct 23

#NYR Scoring Chances Report @NYRangers at @MapleLeafs 🏒 Data courtesy @csahockey

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Stephen Valiquette

@VallysViewOct 23

#NYR Scoring Chances Report @NYRangers at @MapleLeafs 🏒 Data courtesy @csahockey

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HockeyStatCards

@hockeystatcardsOct 23

pretty impressive to put up a 98 percentile offensive rating with 0 goals

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@SnarkMessierOct 23

Sean Durzi out for maintenance again. 👀 #NYR

@MollieeWalkerrOct 23

Sean Durzi (maintenance) and Eeli Tolvanen (personal) aren’t practicing with #NYR today

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@SnarkMessierOct 23

Shout out to Adam Fox. #NYR

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@SnarkMessierOct 23

A lot of positives in that game, but it’s never fun to lose one like that — bummer for the Rangers! #NYR

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@SnarkMessierOct 23

Son of a bitch. #NYR

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