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Hrngh, this is Snake.

Parody.
Joined November 2020
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Hrngh…sleep easy. I will protect you, the average Twitter.com user, from Elon.
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Training!
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Real ones 👐🙏
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I'm not dragging this dude outta here, Goku
And there, the Table Incident of 2021 took place.
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You know what? Fuck you. *unliquids your snake*
As the father, I can confirm this to be true
Hrngh...Ladies, does your man wash his ass? Identify with the help of the info graph below.
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Boobs.
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Kids these days can’t seem to do basic math. They need to train their brains more.
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I LIVED. Did you actually think I was dead? You clearly don't understand the magnitude of my power...
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To all my followers... Ratio him, ratio him, RIGHT NOW! Using this beautiful picture of me. I will pick TWO random people from the likes and retweets and treat them to an ALL-EXPENSE paid trip to Tokyo! Want a chance at the reward? Of course you do, LIKE and RETWEET!!!! ❤🔄
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Replying to @SolidButSnake
Sorry I'm late, did I miss the seminar on how to properly choke slam heavy people?
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Which?
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We heard an Imposter Santa Clause was coming to town, he's acted sus for the last time. Who wants to come shoot him down?
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My friend gave me a Goku action figure for Christmas.
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Spending a lovely evening in one of my favorite places, Vegas! With "Snake". I doubt that's his real name, but I'm used to people using fake names. First thing we did was meet the Pawn Stars. He knows how to gamble pretty well. But he can't hold down his drink to save his life.
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AND THE WINNER IS..... @SolidButSnake!!! I've heard of him a lot about him throughout recent years.
So it looks like the next stop on Kratos' Road Trip is Las Vegas. My kind of place! Which one of you mutuals would like to join me on a night in the town?
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