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Hrngh, this is Snake.

Parody.
Joined November 2020
Kept you waiting, huh?
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Replying to @SWEETXLVST
[Reluctantly slips her a $100 bill from one of his many pouches.] Alright, you’re asking a lot more than you think in putting down your word. But alright. Got change, right?
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Replying to @SWEETXLVST
Fine…but I’ll need a receipt.
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Replying to @SWEETXLVST
As long as staring is free.
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Replying to @BILLEH25
Or just hire me at my location.
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Replying to @Xx_Epic_Eli_xX
It doesn’t count if it’s in “no build.”
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Replying to @BILLEH25
If you get 50 votes I will.
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Raiden…it’s time to acquire that dub.
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Replying to @Fortune_Snake
The nano machines around my wrinkled starfish keep eating what comes out.
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And it better be removed by the time I get there.
Excited to share something that I’ve been working on for the past year! The team knocked our overhaul of Fortnite’s locomotion animations out of the park and I couldn’t be more proud to have been the producer for it!
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Replying to @thedootmachine
Wish I wasn’t with this horrible movement…
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Replying to @PeacefulTraitor
War set in the year 2390.
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I’ve been through a lot these past years.
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Is your name Hal or Roy?
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Replying to @MementoMoriBoy
Hm…can’t say I’m surprised they let kids have guns for Christmas.
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Hrngh….kept you waiting, huh?
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Replying to @bigdograwt
Likewise, those times we can’t get back.
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Replying to @Xx_Epic_Eli_xX
There’s no more room for snakes.
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