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I write. I like TV. she/her (The ko-fi link is a tip jar if you’re feeling generous)

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Joined September 2009
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2024 fic/update masterlist 🧵
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
🚨‼️ WHILE AO3 is down ‼️🚨 If you read fic from someone’s shared drive, please keep in mind that the authors won’t see any hits/kudos on their work. Once the site is back up, make sure to show those authors some love with kudos/comments. We must feed them if we want to eat
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Alright, here's the first season of em (A Dozen Assorted thru Strawberry Glazed). I'll add the rest later. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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Hey so remember that time ao3 went down for a couple of days and I put a couple of the donuts as pdfs in a Google Drive folder for y’all? There’s only like 3 of em in there but I could put the rest in there and repost if of y’all want bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEEKS??
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
When he knew it vs. when he said it
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Need this EO on my screen as soon as possible.
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I'm now the scheduling manager at one of my two full time jobs and...phew, yes, this. I long for the luxury of being unreachable.
You know what was an underrated luxury before the 90s? Being unreachable.
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
Legends 🧡💙
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Well we might have to bump this up the TBR now...
Florence Pugh is set to star in and produce the film adaptation of ‘THE MIDNIGHT LIBRARY,’ based on the global bestseller with over 15M copies sold. The story of Nora Seed, who finds herself in a library between life and death with the chance to experience all the potential lives she could have lived. (deadline.com/2026/05/florenc…)
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
How do you read things like this and not want them GONE
A data center in Georgia used 30 million gallons of water illegally, and locals only noticed when their water pressure was abnormally low. The data center claimed it was an honest mistake, but locals were told by the town to conserve water while the data center kept running.
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
Randomly accusing people of sounding like AI because they used an em dash or a complete sentence is such a fascinating new brand of anti-intellectualism. Sorry, I write like someone who paid attention in English class. Because I did.
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner! This is what AI 'writers' sound like
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Ummmm so how long has Peacock been missing seasons 7 thru 19 of SVU???
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Idk man I've seen some things in the last 20+ years.... I think it's more "you know a ship exists when it inspires someone to write fanfic....and sometimes you wish you didn't know that" 😂
you know a ship is good when it inspires you to write fanfic
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I'm lookin at YOU, that Regina/Rocinante fic everyone was forced to read back in the day lol Some ppl should be less inspired 😬
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St Mark's turning into what it is now makes me lividddddd. St Mark's is where you goto get 1 or 3 ill advised tattoos/piercings and some thrifted clothes or unique art and then eat at the automat or pommes frites, it's not where you go to day drink al fresco and shop the VIB sale
The Sephora sign arrived today at the all-new 1 St. Mark’s Place & 3rd Avenue. Not too long ago along here, you could get 5 shots of anything for $10 (then $12). Sephora pic by @unitof
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Hey Dick Wolf, c’mere, I just wanna talk... 💪🏼💪🏼
M on EO and D*** W*** 🫩 (also the person next to me would not stop responding out loud to everything M said so if you hear that it’s not me I promise I only supplied some giggles and a dun dun🙄)
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Allison📚🫖🍪✏️ retweeted
Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.
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Watching some old Outlander episodes and all I can think now watching William and Jane is “oh, buddy, that’s your niece….”
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