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I’m 26 and I love Weezer king of the Hill and The Elder Scrolls

Jacksonville, FL
Joined April 2018
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Fucc Cornell University
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What's kraken homes?
icebergs are kraken homes
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guys will be named shit like Jason
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Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it” Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”
Replying to @PopCrave
Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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the Earl of Sandwich in 1762:
what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet
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I went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything.
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How a linguist sees the world
how a mathematician sees the world
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The left twix is for logic and forward thinking and the right twix is for creativity and art
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the cup remains hers ✨
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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes
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Farmers when a plague befalls their livestock
not my goat… please let my goat be okay dawg
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It's time to play ball! Happy home opener to our @RedSox ⚾ 🎨: Ian Choi (Korean American, born in 2002), "Seoul to Street: Silk, Leather, and Red Sox" (2024), oil on canvas. Courtesy of the artist. See it on view in "Fragments of Self: SMFA at Tufts Juried Student Exhibition."
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So lookin at it bro we need to go ahead and get at least 10,000
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Me: hey man what’s up Sommelier Dracula:
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Bill Clinton went home to this every day and still decided to cheat
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he likes the one that says some pulp
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son: *counts to ten* wife: good job me: (smugly) eleven
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