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If she's your girl, why is her ghost trying to enter through the window of my dilapidated moorland manor?
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Give your crush what she really wants for Valentine's Day: an abrupt proposal in which you point out her inferior social standing and admit that you ruined her sister's happiness on purpose.
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New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
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Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book:
and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
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the villagers: don't go to dracula's castle
jonathan harker: sorry I didn't quite catch that
the villagers: he's evil
jonathan harker: that could mean anything
the villagers: he will kill you
jonathan harker: hmmm. anyway here I go
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Let me know when The Cut publishes “The Case for Marrying an Older Man Whose First Wife Is Locked in the Attic”
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On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."
