Reports of my demise were… premature. Ohio State.
Columbus, OH
Joined April 2012
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Eric retweeted
Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
Eric retweeted
Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
Eric retweeted
see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
Eric retweeted
INDIANA HAD THE GAME WINNING TOUCHDOWN
BUT HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS!?
Eric retweeted
It's insane how many people I've seen who think zookeepers can somehow hit a 360 noscope on a moving tiger without even grazing the person it's attacking.
