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Professional Smile Inducer. Vancouver musician🎶 voice actor🎙 and teacher👨🏼‍🏫 He/Him

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined May 2010
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Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk
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Happy Halloween!
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[Inventor of Birthday Candles] Let's get some spit on this cake before we hand it out
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⋱3⃣ Days Until Release!⋰ Dyschronia: Chronos Alternate  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ We're counting down to the release of Dyschronia: CA on 9/22! Today's character is Noel! 🔊Listen to Noel's voice here: dyschroniaca.com/en/characte… #Dyschronia
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Bout to have the best sleep of my life
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making friends 101
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@SteveMarriott is a musician touring craft breweries across BC with goals we can all get behind: explore new parts of our beautiful backyard ✅ make new friends ✅ & try new craft beers along the way ✅ ⁠ Learn more on the #BCAleTrail blog ⬇️ bcaletrail.ca/steven-marriot…
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I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do
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Boxing Day was created by cats, for cats, who then convinced humans it was a day meant to acquire more boxes.
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Adulting is when u put the $4.97 meat back because u found some for $4.72 😂
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Mark my words.. Because you’re a teacher.
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One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box. – at Washington, DC
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when you need to confirm you're not a robot
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If you are crushed by a falling safe, the actual cause of death would be irony
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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs
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The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
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If anyone is asking for BIPOC voices send them to culturebrew.art!
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Another Saturday night concert in The Alley w/ @stevemarriott Bringing the neighborhood together thanks to @sidedooraccess tonight.
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.@SteveMarriott's debut single "Don't Know How To Dance" is jazz/pop rock with a comedic flair. tmblr.co/ZUlQmvYBc_hCOi00