Steve Newlin

Formspring is possessed by Satan! I have 666 questions awaiting a response! The Power of Christ compels you! http://twitpic.com/4jhr2k

@smeykunz Are y'all havin' a slumber party? How many of your friends are there? I hope y'all don't have boys there!

Why is that lady starring at me rub ice on my tongue? Uh oh, she just winked at me....

*rubbing ice on my tongue*

Wah ah you using tine danguage? I am not deaf I bundt mah tung! I deed sum cold wadder!

Excude meh, midd may I hab a gass obb ice wadder... I ted may I hab a gassed obb ice Wadder? PLEEB! I bundt meh tung!

Ahhhhh! I dust bundt mah tung on mah Tarbuts coffee!

@SSA_trapt Why does he like donuts too?

Oh, and my I have a donut with chocolate frosting and red, white and blue sprinkles please. What? No donuts? You have scones? Eeeeeew!

Starbucks stop during my jog. I would like a coffee please. Grande? Venti? No, I just want a coffee. Doesn't anybody speak English anymore!

Jogging through the morning haze of the mean streets of Dallas, Texas... Back off lady with the toy poodle... I have pepper spray!

I am giving up my mission to destroy all blood sucking demons.......................................................... April Fools! *smirk*

Making an official announcement.....

Y'all know I'm buying the panties for the battered womens shelter.... How those women got batter on them I don't know....

Eeeeeeew! Who sells panties at a garage sale? .....What? Yes, I will buy 3 pairs..... How much? .... Will you take $3 for all off them?

Driven through the Dallas garage sales checkin' out the hot Mom's....... Nope....... Nope........ still no hot Moms...... dang it!

Zzz............. Zzz................Zzz......... *scratch...... rub* ...........Zzz...............Zzz............... Zzz................ Zzz

Steelers working the ground game for a TD

I want my last 15 minutes of my life back thanks for nothing Superbowl halftime show

Ice cube head people? WTF