tech bro | investor | watch snob

California
Joined November 2022
You’re supposed to take care of them.
I genuinely don’t understand how ordinary people are supposed to afford assisted living for their aging parents. Some facilities charge upwards of $10,000 A MONTH. That’s $120,000 a year just to make sure your parents are properly cared for. How is the average family supposed to afford that?
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If you go up 10-20x you leave the casino
Overheard in SF: “if my company like goes 10-20x, and I stay for 4 years we can maybe get a 3bed house”
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Your weekly investment contribution should be more than your monthly car payment..
🚨 Hot Take: If your car payment is larger than your monthly investment contribution, you might want to reconsider your financial priorities. You’re spending more on something depreciating than you’re putting toward your future. Am I wrong?
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High T
🔥 ¡Las feministas arden! Pillan a José Mourinho mirándole el culo a Sandra Díaz, reportera de DAZN, en el túnel de vestuarios del Camp Nou.
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Marry a rich 50 year old.
My friend is 38 years old. - She has $200k in savings - Owns a $600k condo with a $250k mortgage - No other debt She thinks she's falling behind in life. What advice would you give her?
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Easy block
$82 for two sandwiches in the mission is our gentle reminder that anthropic filed for ipo yesterday.
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A Chinese company uses civil unrest in France as an ad to promote the durability of its glass.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is news footage of French riots at an LV store filmed by journalist Clément Lanot of CLPRESS, not an ad by a Chinese company. Claims the glass is Chinese-made are unverified viral assertions. unwire.hk/2026/10/21/par… bloompakistan.com/chinese-blast-… shopenauer.com/en/news/louis-…
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Any mean bald guy is now referred to as a baldcel. 🤣
Boomers are getting cooked and trolled like crazy. No one will be able to stop America First + Looksmaxing in 2036.
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As a SC hater I completely agree.
Urban Meyer to USC?! 👀🔥 Sean Salisbury says USC should back Urban Meyer and predicts he'd bring a national championship to Southern California by 2030! Would Urban Meyer turn the Trojans back into a college football powerhouse, or has his time passed? 👇 Would you hire Urban at USC? @SeanUnfiltered @AdamGSager #USC #UrbanMeyer #CollegeFootball #CFB #Unpaved
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Another twink death
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Dropped the n word in the wrong group chat. Oopsies.
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$5m
At what net worth does buying a $100,000 car become a reasonable financial decision?
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Spoke with a handful of friends and acquaintances who have been out of work for the past 6 to 24 months. Usually they are either over 50 years old or unwilling to go to an office.
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Steve retweeted
I don’t want to do those things. I’d rather be home with my kids.
can’t be away from your kids for 2 days, can’t attend your friends’ important events, can’t leave the house. i promise you guys motherhood doesn’t have to suck that bad
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Renting is prison
Switching to stainless steel toilets in the rentals.
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Here’s your obnoxious attention-seeking gold-digging fish head wife with no cannons
One month into dating, her boyfriend’s startup was acquired by NVIDIA. Our #1 SF Dating advice: Lock it in before the acquisition
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Just doing it for attention. She’s not a sub5 and has no problems getting attractive men.
She does get hit on, she simply doesn’t register it bc it’s a sub5 doing it. #brutal
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You're 36 with $220K invested. Would you feel ahead or behind?
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Journos to Gitmo
Watches should not be worn with black tie.
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Money and marriage have always come easy to me. Benching 225 with abs on the other hand..
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