Christina Rienzo

People who wear sneakers to the beach, please explain yourselves

Just changed my do not disturb to turn on 2 hours earlier but please just don’t ever disturb me

One thing about me is I may not have a lot of friends, but I have the very BEST friends 🥹

No one: My husband: large ice blocks near me

If you have not been inside a @CircleKStores at 7:30am on a weekday YOU HAVE NOT LIVED

Coachella seems like an absolute nightmare at this point in my life

Speedway. It should be called Slowway. Amiright?! (niche to my Tucson audience)

When someone asks if you’re a hugger and you’re not a hugger do you hug them or do you have boundaries

Whoever is casting for Love is Blind is out here doing the lord’s work

I have become someone who frequently says, “just gettin’ my steps in!”

Registration fees are such a scam like how are you charging ME to fill out paperwork

You would think as the person who grew and birthed my son, it wouldn’t require jumping through 5000 hoops to obtain his birth certificate but here we are 🫠

Didn’t know this until today, but the people working at @cvspharmacy are the absolute nicest humans to grace this earth

health insurance is such a scam i stg

If You Type Like This, Genuinely Why? All caps I get, all lowercase I get. But This I Do Not Understand.

Someone please explain to me how insurance isn’t an actual scam and how work can become an expense ahahahaha 🫠🫠🫠

Does time move any slower than when you’re in the office kitchen heating food and someone comes in behind you waiting to use the microwave 🫠🫠🫠

“Can you come show me how Twitter works?” -my husband

I SWEAR if you are on Facebook, email, anywhere someone’s name is clearly visible and you still spell it wrong 🫠🫠🫠

I appreciate diaper company’s commitment to (falsely) telling parents if you simply buy a diaper that doesn’t leak, your baby will sleep through the night 🫠🫠🫠