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Christina Rienzo

@StineTime

hopeful cynic.

Joined March 2009
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell11 Aug 2022
Having a career and a child isn’t a function of moxie and grit and some kind of Mary-Tyler-Moore-style determination. It’s luck and money. It takes a village, and that village costs a shit ton. besskalb.substack.com/p/i-re…
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✌🏾@iSnatchTrackss4 Mar 2022
Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔
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Brooks Wheelan@brookswheelan19 Nov 2021
The pro-life/pro-murder Venn diagram is very confusing.
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Wiz Khalifa
@wizkhalifa2 Oct 2021
Time to get drunk and get spooky
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Sarah@a_pinchofsalty30 May 2021
PSA if someone tells you how they are feeling, don't tell them they are wrong for feeling that way
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell6 Mar 2021
I could do another load of laundry or I could lay down in the yard and let my body be reclaimed by the earth and become a majestic oak tree to be cut down and processed and turned into a drying rack.
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Kathy Hoffman@Supt_Hoffman11 Jan 2021
My response to the #StateOfTheState:
Image from Kathy Hoffman (@Supt_Hoffman)
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ellie schnitt
@holy_schnitt25 Oct 2020
I would really like to come off as intimidating and unapproachable but unfortunately I am 5 feet tall and give off strong “woodland creature that helps a disney princess get ready” vibes
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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have anymore questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again. ❤️
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Deanna (Dee-na)@2darythoughts3 Aug 2020
If you’re lesson planning and don’t have 20 tabs open, are you REALLY lesson planning?🤔
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PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind #MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp
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Kevin Farzad@KevinFarzad6 Jun 2020
how’s everyone doing being mad 18 hours a day
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Emily Annette@EmilyAnnette616 Mar 2020
Just touch your face youtu.be/EYQXMODNdf0 via @YouTube
Just touch your face

Just touch your face

The Covid 19 virus panic hits MY breaking point.

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Laura Powers@lauriko1017 Oct 2019
In my opinion there are two instances in life where you will not appreciate a hot shower more: 1. After country thunder 2. When you have a newborn
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Sean Lowe@SeanLowe0919 Jun 2018
My wife used the phrases “I love you” and “I’ll stab you” in the same sentence. Marriage is beautiful.
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Sean Lowe@SeanLowe096 May 2018
Fastest way to lose 10lbs is by getting a tan.
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did i miss anything at the end?!
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I don't think I could ever meet Joe Biden. I would be devastated if he were anything less than the meme superstar I've come to love.
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Oprah Winfrey
@Oprah4 Nov 2016
Chicago I wish I was there celebrating on Michigan Ave.. or at least looking out my window shouting #YaaayCubs!
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Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds16 Oct 2016
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
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