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Stratwise retweeted
We're live on Hyperliquid. 🟢
Stratwise now runs a public vault - fully non-custodial, on-chain, and verifiable. No trust required: you can watch the strategy trade in real time, on-chain.
Deposit, track, and verify performance yourself 👉 app.hyperliquid.xyz/vaults/0…
Stratwise retweeted
THE FLY’S BRAIN IS PLAYING SUBWAY SURFERS. INSTEAD OF COINS, IT’S COLLECTING TRADING TERMINALS
Jumping over barriers, picking up laptops with charts, and speeding up. Trading has never looked like this.
Check out what @StratwiseAI is cooking:
fly.stratwise.ai/
🤝 Paid partnership
Stratwise retweeted
> Stratwise: we need trader
> recruiter: hire a fly
> them: flies can't trade bro
> find random fly on desk
> give her API key
> fly longs ETH immediately
> +420% in two days
> fly demands Dubai office
> fly demands chocolate salary
Stratwise retweeted
I spent 3 years learning technical analysis, and a fly with 166,700 neurons is already funded on a perp like Hyperliquid
Stratwise retweeted
Every quant on Hyperliquid after finding out a fruit fly with 166,700 neurons got a funded perps account before their PhD did..
> Stratwise plugged a simulated fly brain into a Hyperliquid vault and turned the camera on.
> It trades off one tiny chart picture, no indicators, no order book, no news.
> Right half of the brain fires louder, it longs. Left half, it shorts.
No human approves its orders and the vault is public on chain.
You spent four years on your backtest, the fly spent 500 milliseconds.
Watch it work ↓
Stratwise retweeted
Wall Street quants realizing some guys literally mapped a fly's brain to trade perps using 320x180 JPEG charts and it's actually running live:
> No RSI, no MACD, no orderbook depth.
> Just 500ms of simulated neural time per frame.
> Gain = PAM11 dopamine spike. Loss = PPL101 punishment.
Quant funds spending $50M/year on ultra-low latency infrastructure just got outpaced by a virtual insect responding to blue and red lines.
The playbook is running live right now 👇
Stratwise retweeted
A fly brain with 166,700 neurons now has a funded perps vault on Hyperliquid. Most quants don't.
Stratwise fed it one raw chart image. No indicators, no book, no news feed.
Left brain lights up, it shorts. Right brain lights up, it longs.
No human touches the orders. Every trade is on-chain and public.
Four years of backtesting vs 500ms of fly logic.
The vault's still open ↓
Stratwise retweeted
New Hyperliquid vault: Stratwise from @StratwiseAI
Stratwise Multi-Asset Public is a rare spot-only vault on Hyperliquid, with no leverage and no liquidation risk on the positions.
Despite trading spot only, the returns are solid.
The underlying strategy is a machine-learning/reinforcement-learning grid strategy with limit orders on large-cap tokens. The signals include technical inputs such as price action, volatility regimes, squeeze probability, and grid optimisation, as well as onchain data such as network activity, whale flows, and liquidity shifts.
Launched ~1.5 months ago. This is one of the rare Hyperliquid vaults launched after the $10,000 launch fee was introduced.
Currently ~7.0 Sharpe with ~20% CAGR.
Find the vault in our independent vault review here:
tradingstrategy.ai/vaults/st…
