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You are either gonna be a risk taker...or an excuse maker. Choose wisely, and go hard. πŸ₯Άβ˜ƒοΈ

Louisiana, USA
Joined February 2012
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
I am INVESTED
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Why yall never get the ick from yall bds before you have a kid with em
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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This is so real. The league used to make my lil bro sit out the second half of every game because he had already scored 7 or 8 goals in the first half. It was crazy πŸ’€ @Isley74201154 was the goat fr 😭🐐
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kidsβ€ΌοΈπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Wife guys are admitting that they were their wives' second choice... and they are even keeping tabs on her first choice.
99% of the reason I am married to my wife is bc I called her and the other guy who said he’d call…didn’t. He’s still single.
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Old niggas love talm bout some happy wife happy life . We both finna be happy round this bitch or I swea to God I’m bout to be delighted by myself .
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Nowhere like Louisiana #JustDifferent
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
LSU has two rings since your last natty πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Replying to @TradersConf
Rent the cheapest 1 room office close to your house, set up your trading station and get a TV for your PlayStation. Now you have a 9-5 oasis where you can do whatever you want. Problem solved.
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
If you used seatbelt while driving you never trusted your car
If you signed prenup with a lady, you never trusted her !!!
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Bron’s β€œnot you, anybody else on the roster but not you. You don’t say that” meme is going double platinum
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This is what is called a Loss Leader. Calculated loss of profit to gain good favor with customers and promote extra traffic in stores. Leads to higher overall sales.
Why does a hot, delicious, and ready-to-eat rotisserie chicken cost less than a cold, raw ass chicken i gotta take home and cook myself? Can someone PLEASE answer that for me cause I just dont get it.
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
I’m gonna play Pokemon for the rest of my life. Whether it’s new games or the old ones, traditional or legends style, I’ll continue to play it until the day I leave this planet.
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Don’t kill yourself. Just play pokemon
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Every old PokΓ©mon game should be released on the Switch
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
I would’ve opened the emergency exit
I pre downloaded so many shows and movies for my flight, boarded my plane and I see this😭😭😭
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Introducing the first partner PokΓ©mon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon πŸ”₯, and Gecqua πŸ’§. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?
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Hall of fame tweet for the record books
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Replying to @PenTitan
Depression can't hit a moving target
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Replying to @ShiningScience
Can you imagine what happens when you repeatedly say how grateful you are for life?
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Bradley Uppercrust Da 3rd πŸš΄πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ›ΉπŸ›Ό retweeted
Men have figured out that, if they don't reply to shitty behavior/texts, they get less of it.
Whatever illness has possessed the men of this generation to never text back has got to be studied bc im tired
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