:: all views are merely epiphenomena :: Finally gave up on Twitter November 2025 @Strontelius@mastodon.me.uk @strontelius.bsky.social

The here & now.
Joined October 2009
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The X earnings league table of UK MPs (July 2024 โ€“ Aug 2025) 1. Rupert Lowe - ยฃ39,759 2. Nigel Farage - ยฃ9,663 3. Richard Tice - ยฃ5,776 4. Lee Anderson - ยฃ3,871 These were the only MPs declaring income from X. Guess which one gets reposted by Elon Musk? Guess which is the UK's most far-right MP? Source: Politics Home
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JENRICKโ€™S HOTELS While Jenrickโ€™s busy posing with a pint, donโ€™t forget he BOASTED about opening more asylum hotels. Itโ€™s Labour thatโ€™s actually closing them.
Robert Jenrick(November 2022): "More hotels have been coming online almost every month... & I have ramped that up & procured even more..."
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Mitch Benn@MitchBenn8 Nov 2025
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Written & abridged by Charles Dickens Directed & performed by Mitch Benn UK TOUR December 2025 Raising money for local charities #AChristmasCarol #Dickens #mitchbenn Dates and tickets at mitchbenn.com/tour-dates
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Department of Homeland Securityโ€™s Kristi Noem tried to have this young Arizona woman deported. Problem was, Leticia Jacobo is a member of the Salt River Indian Community. Sheโ€™s Native American. She was targeted by ICE because her skin is brown. She was racially profiled.
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Do you know the grifting man? The grifting man? The grifting man. The one who lives on coke head lane?
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I have been a left wing tosser all my life and proud of it.
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I captured photos of the moon every night for a month to watch how it dances ๐Ÿ‘€
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This video is brilliant. Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it? The answer is annoying.
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Lord Moylan is exactly right* * if by โ€œno evidenceโ€ he actually means โ€œample evidenceโ€ and if by โ€œnoneโ€ he means โ€œsomeโ€
There is no evidence that there is a โ€œtipping pointโ€ and none that we are getting close to it.
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Relax everyone. NASA, Oxford, Cambridge, Stephen Hawking are all wrong. Your kids are fine. A Merchant Banker with a degree in German says so. Phew. ๐ŸŽ‰
There is no evidence that there is a โ€œtipping pointโ€ and none that we are getting close to it.
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Replying to @ukhomeoffice
Meanwhileโฌ‡๏ธ This is what we are having to deal with. Itโ€™s inhumaneโ€ฆNo one is talking about itโ€ฆusing British citizens married to foreigners to get immigration numbers down. Iโ€™m a British citizen and the U.K. government wonโ€™t let my foreign wife live with me in the U.K. I own my own house outright, (no rent no mortgage) Iโ€™m self employed, my wife is a university graduate, artist, illustrator that speaks three languages. They say we may be a risk to the welfare system because I donโ€™t earn a skilled workerโ€™s salary. Imagine how this feels, my wife canโ€™t live here because I dont earn a figure that my government plucked from the sky! We are paying ยฃ500+ to rent an apartment in Turkey for my wife, plus utilities ect. Money that could stay in the U.K. (Annaโ€™s home country is Russia but left when Russia invaded Ukraine) I keep getting told go and live in your wifeโ€™s countryโ€ฆproblem solved! Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office. advises against all travel to Russia due to the risks and threats from its continuing invasion of Ukraine, including: security incidents, such as drone attacks, and Russian air defence activity lack of flights to return to the UK limited ability for the UK government to provide support I would not be entitled to benefits and nor would my wife so whatโ€™s the risk? I can not reinvest in by business because I have to show 29k profit, so the business suffers. My wife canโ€™t visit the U.K. on a tourist visa because the U.K. government feels Anna may overstay her visa! The only way is for me to visit Anna. When Iโ€™m not working Iโ€™m not earning, so how do I get to the 29k. To live with my wife I will have to sell up and leave the U.K. This is how the U.K. government discriminates against its own citizens. Itโ€™s called MIR. As for the astronomical visa fees, which the government can not answer how they came up with such a figure, nor can they say what itโ€™s spent on. Family visa for being married to a British citizen ยฃ1846. (The money left over from the processing of the visa should be refunded) in retail or trade keeping the money and not been able to give a detailed receipt would be illegal and trading standards would be involved. For example to issue a Schengen visa fee to visit 29 countries โ‚ฌ90โ€ฆ.make that make sense. The legal migration business run by the British government leading to hundreds of British citizens to live apart from wifeโ€™s, husbandโ€™s, childrenโ€ฆ Minimum income requirement for a British citizen Husband/wife ยฃ29,000 Savings route ยฃ88,000 Initial Visa application ยฃ1,846 Extension Every 2.5 Years (x3) ยฃ3,774 Immigration Health Surcharge ยฃ10,350 Indefinite Leave to Remain ยฃ2,885 Total ยฃ18,855 Excluding language test, legal costsโ€ฆ Role/Possible Title Typical Salary (ยฃ/year) Education Assistant ~ยฃ24,420 Educational Assistant (daily) ~ยฃ20,000-ยฃ25,000 (variable) Education Support Assistant ยฃ16,000-ยฃ20,600 averag Education Support Worker ยฃ17,500-ยฃ26,400 typica range Teaching Assistant (range) ยฃ8,832 - ยฃ28,596 Healthcare Assistant (general) ~ยฃ24,800-ยฃ24,900 Health Care Assistant (range) ยฃ14,200 - ยฃ20,748 Health Assistant (median) ~ยฃ18,960 Real-world NHS HTC ยฃ23,000 - ยฃ24,000 Retail, Hospitality, Apprentices Mostly ยฃ11k - ยฃ25k
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Replying to @Dominic2306
Meanwhile, Viz Comic had the measure of Cummings a long time ago:
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William Dalrymple
@DalrympleWill3 Nov 2025
Replying to @michaelgove
Yes, Michael: DNA evidence shows that both peoples are indigenous to Palestine & are cousins. That is why so many of us believe that both must share it equitably & that the ethnic cleansing of either side cannot be tolerated. At the Balfour Declaration, however, 90% of the population was Christian & Muslim, & the British Mandate ended only 30 years later with 85% of that population being uprooted & expelled, many onto the sand dunes of Gaza. There they continue to be slaughtered in what the UN now recognises as a genocide. Only when both sides are safe & secure within their own state borders will justice be achieved and peace finally come to a region that has been so deeply troubled since 1917.
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Here he is โ€ฆ Terry Jones as the Nude Organist. The final design is heading off to be cast in bronze. Join us in Colwyn Bay on Saturday 25th April 2026 for a suitably unsuitable unveiling! #terryjones #montypython #apythonontheprom @Nickelphick
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Huntingdon is a useful corrective for those who think a train driver "just sits in a cab and pushes a lever", or that the role of train guard can be abolished without consequence.
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Y'all have to listen to this gentleman eviscerate the Virgina Beach school board. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Like call yourself a comedian?
So Iโ€™m thinking about becoming a Labour MP so I can do anything I like and get away with it.
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15 penguins are trapped underground at Sea Life London โ€” no sunlight, no real space, no freedom. We joined protesters demanding their release. No matter how slick the tanks look, cruelty isnโ€™t conservation โ€” itโ€™s exploitation. And we will keep fighting!
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Republicans have no money for SNAP to feed Americans, but when this guy needs $40 billion to bail him out before his election, that becomes Trumpโ€™s #2 priority after his ballroom.
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