If you've ever heard a turkey calling in the Outer Rim, no you didn't. Reformed baptist, Christian nationalist, ISB field analyst.

Dantooine
Joined March 2025
Thanks to all my oomfs for getting me up to 250. It's good to see the Empire's sons aren't lost to the years of Disney propaganda. Now, pick your class and secure that command post!
41%Stormtrooper
17%Shock Trooper
20%Scout Trooper
23%Engineer
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
>grow up in multiculti democracy >Get told you are special as a kid >Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems >Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire He's literally me
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
Christ is King.
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Filoni in the drawing room one day: "George, remember that ARC trooper from the comics, Alpha? Well, here's a bald wholesome chungus with a thing for my underage tailhead main character and a total disregard for dress code. Also, he gets the Jaig eyes instead because I say so."
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GM gents Go to church and worship with your fellow saints. This is how we win down here. Happy Lord’s Day
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Not now honey I’m enjoying kino Empire edits
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"Sorry, bro, you gotta be the chosen one and fight in the fake war, but you can't save your mother from slavery." Same logic today: "Sorry, bro, you gotta fight the chosen people's fake wars, but you can't save your country from invasion or have a family."
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Long live the Empire.
Pov : La situation sur twitter aujourd'hui ( t'es avec qui ? )
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
Replying to @Enklaev
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"Grimdark doesn't work in Star Wars" is the single biggest tell of a Star Wars tourist.
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"Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império" Sim???
Assistiu 9 filmes de Star Wars e vai votar no Império; Leu 7 livros de Harry Potter e vai votar pelo bem dos Comensais da Morte; É fã de O Senhor dos Anéis, mas escolheu votar no Sauron; Diz gostar de Zelda, mas está do lado da Calamidade… O nerd brasileiro não entendeu nada.
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> Blackpills his master so hard, he wouldn't take another Padawan after him > Mentors a Tusken who becomes Dark Lord after Sidious > Owns a whole harem and still forbids relationships > Hides behind his allies as Grievous butchers them all >Respectable moderate High Councilor
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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Several of my replies are just Rebel fans coping and seething about their no-win situation. In Disney Canon, they're neutered cucks propped up entirely by plot devices. In Legends, their whole ethos gets curbstomped by Slaanesh level hedonists. Generational Imperial W.
The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift. When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?
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The Yuuzhan Vong were the first thing written out by Disney's Lucasfilm because they force a paradigm shift. When "Literally Nazis" are the deterrent for "Literally Chaos" AND instrumental to getting rid of them, were the Rebels really the heroes for opening the gates to them?
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The design team watching changing consumer habits chimp out an another level in the theater because of them:
First look at the wearable ‘I PLAY ROCKY’ popcorn bucket.
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
What side are you on?
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Agent Tom Strutter 🦃 retweeted
Reports are breaking that Lindsay Graham was gay and had relationships with teenage boys. Please inform the media we all knew this already.
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It's an unwritten rule of the galaxy that 1 in every billion blue aliens turns out baller for no discernible reason. Not even the Emperor can explain why. No, the Twi'leks don't make the cut, their whole civilization is just a vicious cycle of slavery and communism.
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Meet the Imperial Troop Transport. With a gross weight rating of 55 tons, the ITT can run over 90mph on dirt roads. The ITT also has space for 16 troopers in total, plus a pilot and a gunner. Everything about this floating box is absurd and the Empire could never replace it.
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