I do enjoy the @TheEllenShow shame I live in the UK so can't watch live, yet, one day, but Kayley cuoco is a good start to the morning.
Been meaning to say @richonelove congrats on marriage mate.
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Today marks the birth of one of the Queen's special subjects. Happy #Birthday @StuartPatrick48, you now belong to the #RoyalOrderofAnts.
With valentines day rapidly approaching, if you're secretly in love with me, now is the time to declare it.....................
There are some nutters on the internet! #theyrenormallyoldmenaswell
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Luke, I am your father. 9gag.com/gag/a8bYYD3?ref=t via @9GAG
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In North Korea, smoking while driving is banned on the grounds that a smoking driver cannot smell a problem with the car.
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Just woke up at work #solidnight
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It was all worth it. Every injury, every ban, every setback is erased by winning this today #avivaprem champions.
Can't wait for @GameOfThrones tonight.... Oh wait it's tomorrow, living in the UK can suck at times
Just seen the new Sky broadband advert with @SamuelLJackson.... best advert ever
Not mates with @Orbi_JH and @Todd86Mark atm, met @Courtney_Lawes last night and I wasn't there, fuckers
Stuart Patrick retweeted
Human body is originally programmed for 2 four-hour sleep cycles that is why we often wake up in the middle of night and unable to sleep.
@Officialnph love the @GameOfThrones reference in tonights #howimetyourmother #finalseasonpremierintheUK
Does anyone else find flappybirds the most addictive yet soul destroying game ever #suprisedmyphoneisntbroken – at Rugby, England








