Stuart Patrick (@StuartPatrick48) profile picture

Life is what you make of it! If you don't like it. Change it

Rugby, England
Joined November 2009
I do enjoy the @TheEllenShow shame I live in the UK so can't watch live, yet, one day, but Kayley cuoco is a good start to the morning.
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Been meaning to say @richonelove congrats on marriage mate.
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Today marks the birth of one of the Queen's special subjects. Happy #Birthday @StuartPatrick48, you now belong to the #RoyalOrderofAnts.
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Wants to fucking punch someone or something very fucking hard!!!!
Heh heh...👍
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With valentines day rapidly approaching, if you're secretly in love with me, now is the time to declare it.....................
In North Korea, smoking while driving is banned on the grounds that a smoking driver cannot smell a problem with the car.
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Just woke up at work #solidnight
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It was all worth it. Every injury, every ban, every setback is erased by winning this today #avivaprem champions.
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Can't wait for @GameOfThrones tonight.... Oh wait it's tomorrow, living in the UK can suck at times
Just seen the new Sky broadband advert with @SamuelLJackson.... best advert ever
Not mates with @Orbi_JH and @Todd86Mark atm, met @Courtney_Lawes last night and I wasn't there, fuckers
Human body is originally programmed for 2 four-hour sleep cycles that is why we often wake up in the middle of night and unable to sleep.
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Does anyone else find flappybirds the most addictive yet soul destroying game ever #suprisedmyphoneisntbroken – at Rugby, England