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Life is what you make of it! If you don't like it. Change it

Rugby, England
Joined November 2009
Today marks the birth of one of the Queen's special subjects. Happy #Birthday @StuartPatrick48, you now belong to the #RoyalOrderofAnts.
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Heh heh...馃憤
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In North Korea, smoking while driving is banned on the grounds that a smoking driver cannot smell a problem with the car.
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Just woke up at work #solidnight
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It was all worth it. Every injury, every ban, every setback is erased by winning this today #avivaprem champions.
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Human body is originally programmed for 2 four-hour sleep cycles that is why we often wake up in the middle of night and unable to sleep.
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BREAKING: #GoTSeason4 premieres Sunday, April 6 at 9PM on @HBO. RT & spread the word.聽twitpic.com/drqh5e聽#gameofthrones
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I'm deeply saddened to say that James Avery has passed away. He was a second father to me. I will miss him greatly.
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In 2005, the United Nations deemed Scotland 聯The Most Violent Country in The Developed World.聰
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The lower your rank in your job, the more likely you are to develop cardiovascular disease.
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Ben Affleck and Matt Damon grew up 2 blocks away from each other, and that they're actually cousins. (10th cousin, once removed)
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Even though hospitals are good places that help lots of people, it's hard to visit one & not find the experience somewhat depressing.
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RT if you agree: We should reduce the deficit by closing tax loopholes for millionaires鈥攏ot by raising middle-class taxes.
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I plead the 5th.. RT: EXCLUSIVE: The Rock reportedly foils would-be burglars in London. bit.ly/PC1tpa
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Forever Alone Guy's Boobs! (Get #9GagReader at 9g.re)
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Deleting your Facebook account is just like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour.
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How do you make a duck sing?... ...Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
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When U walk up to opportunity's door - don't knock on it. Kick that bitch in, smile and introduce yourself. #GetAfterIt
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