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Last night I lost my best friend, Ernie.
Iโm absolutely devastated, he was part of our family & we gave him nothing but love and affection. He knew he was loved.
We had a very special connection and he made everyday special at home. Last night the house felt cold and empty without him there.
We love & miss you soo much.
Iโll never forget how happy you made me by putting your trust in us to love and care for you.
Iโm heart broken and no one can ever replace you.
Cherish every moment you have with the ones you love.
I love you Ernie x
Stuart Harper retweeted
On Remembrance Sunday?
Never underestimate the predicability of stupidity. FFS ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Stuart Harper retweeted
I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
๐จ NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Stuart Harper retweeted
How depressing that itโs impossible to have anything nice anymore. Canalettoโs painting this morning by the canal in London, covered in red spray paint applied by someone devoid of talent, brains and culture.
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Nothing says โMerry Christmasโ in 2026 like anti-terror vehicle barriers in Santaโs favourite colours.
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Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trรกgico fallecimiento, este martes, dรญa 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesรบs de Miguel Alameda.
No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeรฑismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace.
La familia de Jesรบs de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazรณn, mรกximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos.
๐ค DEP
Stuart Harper retweeted
You could have pedestrianised it & made it look nice but instead it looks more like road works. Shameful. This is meant to be one of the prestige parts of our capital.
Stuart Harper retweeted
Seriously... Fuck off
This Islamophobia Awareness Month, we must shine a light on the abhorrent hatred and discrimination Muslims continue to face.
In the last year alone, religious hate crimes targeting Muslims rose by 15% in England and Wales.
This is utterly unacceptable. London will always stand against hatred, prejudice and discrimination.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
UK security agencies still assess Islamist extremism as the largest terrorism threat. MI5's Islamist-related caseload remains roughly 75% of its counter-terrorism work, according to recent threat assessments.
isdglobal.org/digital-dispatโฆ
Stuart Harper retweeted
Religious hate crimes, you say?
This Islamophobia Awareness Month, we must shine a light on the abhorrent hatred and discrimination Muslims continue to face.
In the last year alone, religious hate crimes targeting Muslims rose by 15% in England and Wales.
This is utterly unacceptable. London will always stand against hatred, prejudice and discrimination.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
UK security agencies still assess Islamist extremism as the largest terrorism threat. MI5's Islamist-related caseload remains roughly 75% of its counter-terrorism work, according to recent threat assessments.
isdglobal.org/digital-dispatโฆ
Stuart Harper retweeted
So youโll be apologising for the Arab slave trade and the enslavement that continues in some Muslim-majority countries today?












































