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Celebrity pickle ball instructor. 49ers/Knicks fan. Earnest observer of a cynical world.

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Joined July 2011
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Post Millennial is embarrassing itself here.
Protect your family from what's coming. Buy gold and silver for as little as $1. Sound.Money/Libby
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One of the dumbest GOP talking points: the "illegals" are going to vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats.
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Okay Post Millennial but I don't think $1 is going to protect me from much.
Protect your family from what's coming. Buy gold and silver for as little as $1. Sound.Money/Libby
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It wasn't even a joke. Jokes have a setup and then a punchline. Dave's getting lazy.
FWIW I think Chapelle’s joke about Charlie Kirk was gross and unfunny. And I’m a big fan of Chapelle.
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How much longer are Republicans going to put up with this kind of talk?
Trump: I have had the best two years in the history of the presidency
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Imagine living in Dearborn and being subjected to this five times a day. You're born and now you're living in the Middle East, where nobody wants to move to.
In Dearborn, the Muslim call to prayer blares from loudspeakers at dozens of mosques across the city, 5 times a day. Everyone is forced to hear it, whether they want to or not, from sunrise to sunset. Coming to the rest of Michigan soon.
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Maybe Dave's trying to get back into the good graces of the Left, which rejoiced in Charlie Kirk's death. Anyway, it's a bad look to encourage the murder of political opponents.
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Who would believe that Dana White would take the press secretary job for the money he'd make?
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Lennon is my name and chicken is my lane.
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TMZ covers fluff like this in a fluffy way, but still wants to weigh in on important political issues. They're a bunch of children
Madelaine Petsch showed some skin in a daring black-and-gold look at the LACMA Art + Film Gala! 🔥📸 🎥: @jpasc24
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The Tates were doing it 20 years ago? Nah, get your facts straight, Ryan, so you don't make such a fool of yourself.
I know most of you couldn't give two shits about Russell Brand or the Tates. The danger is the it allows the burden of proof to be 20 years later she changed her mind. It's a way of controlling celebrities to make sure they never get out of line. Over half of Hollywood is as or more guilty than Brand. Its a debachurous culture. Where are the trial for producers of Nickalodeon, Disney or most music executives? 🔔 What we really need to think about is why is our culture like this?
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As such unknown "galas" expand, theirbself-involved displays become more and more repulsive.
Alix Earle sparkles at the LACMA Art+Film Gala
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Wait, it takes effort to look ridiculous in such a skirt.
Nicole Kidman was effortlessly elegant ... posing in a statement skirt at the LACMA Art + Film Gala! ✨📸 🎥: @jpasc24
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The trick is to make people who've been making such a simple dish well for years think they should strive for the perfection of a celebrity chef.
Ina Garten is starting a new chapter. The Barefoot Contessa shows us her apartment, which doubles as the set of her new podcast, and shares a recipe for perfect scrambled eggs. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4BUyWIP
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Sounds fascinating
Amy Poehler doesn’t mind getting older. She says it’s made her less rigid and more curious. It also means she now eats dinner at 6 pm.⁠ ⁠ Watch Amy Poehler’s full Job Interview: 🎥 on.wsj.com/4BG26Lr
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The world would be in trouble if someone who married a child started the fastest growing religion on Earth. On wait...
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Appropriate.
🔴It appears Dana White is considering President Trump's offer to be the next Press Secretary. White says he is flying to Washington D.C. on Monday to meet with the President on it.
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Why did he dress like this at his trial? He wasn't at an awards ceremony.
🚨 Russell Brand is sitting in a cell tonight over claims from up to 22 years ago. Look at what actually happened. He faced 7 charges from six women, dating back as far as 1999. The jury threw out three of them, including two of the three rape counts. He denied every single one. What's left are accounts from 2004 to 2009 that nobody took to police at the time. How does anyone defend themselves against a night from two decades ago? Memories fade, witnesses scatter, and texts and records disappear. It ends up being one person's word against another's, in front of a jury that already knows him as the guy the media spent years tearing apart. And this started only AFTER Brand left the mainstream, started questioning the establishment, and built a huge independent audience. Coincidence? If this can happen to him, it can happen to anyone the system decides it doesn't like. He deserves a full appeal. 🇺🇸
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Thanks for the warning.
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