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Celebrity pickle ball instructor. 49ers/Knicks fan. Earnest observer of a cynical world.

Fortified compound, FL Gulf
Joined July 2011
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Replying to @Teranova2112
Lennon is my name and chicken is my lane.
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America needs to walk away from the skinless boneless chicken breast. There’s more to life guys.
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Can anyone explain why liberal and leftist women love Islam so much when it’s objectively the religion that treats women the worst by far?
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I'm convinced bay leaves are the greatest scam in culinary history. I dutifully throw them in every time a recipe calls for them, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t doing anything. Has anyone ever tasted a dish and thought, 'You know what this needs? More bay leaf'?
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After it was said that Caitlyn Jenner was transitioning back to a man, he was spotted with his new girlfriend going out on a walk and being romantic with each other.
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Via @SubBeck: At the heart of the Danish plan is the goal of erasing the existence of the “parallel societies” (Islamic ghettos) within its borders that have become so common in Western Europe. I splicetoday.com/politics-and…
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After the meeting, a late night session
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Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA): “Abdul El-Sayed is a communist who hates America. He is in a spiritual union with Hasan Piker, who believes America deserved 9/11.”
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New @SubBeck: The prospect of intense oversight and investigations, loss of legislative and committee control, potential impeachment, and obstruction of judicial and cabinet appointments is giving GOP the jitters from the top (Trump) on down. splicetoday.com/politics-and…
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Abdul El-Sayed’s sister speaking on the October 7th massacre: “It was the most beautiful day of my life.”
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Replying to @MUGGER2023 @SubBeck
"France is facing a crisis involving loss of national identity. When a nation can no longer agree on what it stands for, or what its people have in common, its status as a nation is threatened." 🕊️🇫🇷💔
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Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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The Disturbing/Funny ratio is off the charts.
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Tomorrow night Frankie Valli will headlinne the Ken Paxton rally in Abilene, they brought him in to inject a blast of last minute energy into the campaign
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Trump calls a group of college guys onstage because he found them "handsome": I was watching and I saw this group of very handsome young men. Get up here! They were like central casting. That's a good looking group!
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Trump: During the hurricane, which was a watercane because it had more water than anybody
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