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Lutheran. Just Lutheran.

Joined February 2025
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Lutherans need to see this also. And remember, the teachers in your solid red, rural community went to the same college as those in liberal crazy town.
Evangelicals think that their kid drawing on a Noah's ark coloring book in Sunday school will undo 30 hours a week for 13 years of secular education by liberal atheist teachers Then Cry that satan took their kids away
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Lutherans and Anglicans simply need to emulate the methods evangelicals, catholics, and now orthodox have used to get traction. You simply need to get really good at social media. You cant complain evas skip over you straight to rome they dont know you exist. Switch it up!
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Local LARPer finds out "restoring Christendom" is more boring than he thought
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I am no expert on youth pastoring but a critical error that seems to be happening is that we're preparing the youth for something that fundamentally isn't church.
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O Lord, preserve us from irreverent pastors.
Flippant execution of the liturgy, incoherent gobbledygook sermon, unnecessary “comic relief.” This is not how Lutheranism should be. Especially today. But hey, at least I received the Christ’s body and blood. I pray God helps my church and helps me from being overly critical.
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If your culture has no concept of the sacred you don’t adjust Church to the culture. You tell the culture that it is wrong.
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Those promoting revivalistic and charismatic practices are the aggressors, not the victims in the worship wars. Once you understand this, you see how dishonest their calls for a truce really are.
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The most famous college classes that float around the internet every now and then are highly scripted Direct Instruction lectures that assess primarily with projects and exams. Only in college can you *begin* to teach the more talented students how to say interesting things.
A little more here. 1. The fact that no high school student has anything interesting to say about Beowulf is just incontrovertible. I will just take it as assumed and if you disagree you and I just live on different planets. 2. Direct Instruction (DI). This is one of the few results in education science which is actually robust, the studies show strong effects and replicate across time, locations, demographics. And it shows that the old system of education, where kids listen and take notes on a lecture which they know they will be tested on later, produces the most learning. More than "Socratic" or "constructivist" approaches (with the exception of Montessori, which is not relevant for high school). DI is not just any lecture. In DI lectures are highly scripted, with the teacher being more like an actor memorizing and playing a part than the more informal style prevalent. This will become important later. Teachers hate hate hate DI because it tells them they’re not a unique Robin-Williams-in-Dead-Poets-Society snowflakes and they should just give lectures written by someone else. 3. I feel like most people who care deeply about things like teaching methods and curricula were precocious kids who had a bad time with boring lectures in school and felt really good about answering teachers’ questions and showing their teachers and the class how brilliant their insights were. I feel confident in making this ad hominem because…I was that kid too! You are My People. And I would surmise that my fellow kids may be slightly misremembering, and confusing their memories of the classes which they *enjoyed the most* and the classes in which they *learned the most*. Naturally enjoyment is important and all else equal we want kids to have the maximum enjoyment but enjoyment is instrumental: we believe the goal of school is learning, and enjoyment is desirable *because* (putatively) it aids learning, not as an end in itself. Otherwise we can just do Xbox school and call it a day. I would also gently suggest that not every kid is like this, and some kids would just like to receive information from their class, and derive no particular pleasure from being called upon to expound on their brilliant insights. 4. In France we have things called classe prépa. These are highly competitive high schools that prepare you for elite university entrance exams. Being the sort of kid I mentioned, I dreaded going to prépa, which is entirely lecture-based. What I found getting there, however, is that the *firehose of information* coming from the lecture was so strong that it was impossible to get bored because the material just demanded constant intellectual engagement. But this demanded highly intelligent students, and highly talented teachers with clear goals and mandates in terms of the material students had to absob. Hence my observation about DI. Bad lectures suck, yes. But good lectures are really good or at least really effective at getting kids to learn material. If you have a high school with the curriculum thus described I am assuming that you are a selective school with talented teachers. Therefore, you can do really good lectures. Therefore, this will be a more efficient and effective use of everyone’s time than a seminar. 5. Anyway, AI is making this all irrelevant.
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Immanuel Lutheran Church in Red Wing, Minnesota. Organized in 1858 by German Lutheran families, the congregation built the church out of wood in the Gothic Revival style in under seven months, from April to November 1897. It belongs to the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (LCMS).
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Notably, taking elements or parts from the evangelical service while maintaining the ordo—as some COWO advocates claim—doesn’t work. It mishmashes two inimicable theologies. Most obviously seen in the poor treatment of the sacrament.
Listen up. It is time to set the record straight on contemporary worship services. We are not dealing merely with style. We are dealing with a fundamentally different theology of worship. Take this chart as an example. At first glance, someone might assume that the difference between a Liturgical Divine Service and a Contemporary Evangelical Service is simply a matter of preference: guitars versus organs, praise bands versus hymns, screens versus hymnals. But the chart shows something much deeper. Now, pay attention: The architecture of the services differs because their goals differ. The Contemporary Evangelical Service moves toward response, next steps, connection, and integration into the church’s ecosystem. The Liturgical Divine Service moves toward reception: Christ gives His gifts through His Word and Sacraments so Christians can return to their vocations. That is to say, these are not merely different styles accomplishing the same thing. They reflect different theological assumptions about what worship is, who is acting, and why the congregation is there. That is why the so-called “worship wars” cannot be reduced to instrumentation or aesthetics. Indeed, the issue is much deeper than guitars versus organs. It is about theology embodied in the service's structure. And this is precisely why the Confessional Lutheran Church must take the ordo seriously. You see, Lutherans should not be naive enough to think that the historic order is merely an empty shell waiting to be filled with whatever style happens to be popular. The ordo has a theological direction. Its architecture confesses something. And here is the point: The shape of the service reveals its theology. Change the shape long enough, and you may eventually change the theology with it.
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First ELCA rejects the Filioque, now they’re praying to the dead? ELCA is converting to Eastern Orthodoxy next week, calling it now
Before giving her message at a Lutheran Church, Lizzie, a They/She, "follows her protocols" and sings a song that calls upon her dead ancestors to have eyes and ears on her as she teaches what it's like having a sexual identity as "Two-Spirited" within her indigenous culture.
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What is this image? Did they portray Aslan with snake skin? Seems pretty on the nose. Time to reread the Final Battle…
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Replying to @TheDonStein
5. Self driving cars! Large language models! Sing to the Lord a new song! Bitcoin and X! Loud data centers! Sing to the Lord a new song!
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In the Year of Our Lord 2026, guys are still out here claiming that contemporary praise and worship music sounds like secular popular music. – at Algoma, WI
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Reading this helped me realize that the pro-COWO crowd pulls this maneuver often: 1. "COWO is just a stylistic preference, not better or worse than the liturgy!" 2. "If you don't adopt COWO you risk souls who'd otherwise believe the Gospel." COWO is somehow both an innocuous aesthetic preference and the superior mechanism for sharing the Gospel in the modern world.
An LCMS Pastor says to his congregation during Sunday service: “You see, some of you might not know this. We're a Lutheran church, and specifically a Missouri Synod Lutheran church”. Why would an LCMS pastor operate in such a way that would allow for his church to keep its Lutheranism hidden? gottesdienst.org/gottesblog/…
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Oft forgotten is that at the Kahlenberg, Sobieksi’s charge needed time to form up, and the Polish-Imperial force was very light on artillery. It was the Lutheran army of Saxony bloodily fighting down the rough terrain on the right flank who won time for Sobieski’s charge to form up. It was Saxon cannonades who softened up the Ottoman line. The heaviest losses of the day fell on Lutheran arms on center and right, and went essentially unthanked on the day and unremembered in legend.
In the days before the legendary Battle of Vienna, the Christians of that city were in need of a miracle. They had been under siege by the Ottoman Turks for two months and couldn't hold out much longer. City officials went out nightly to the roof of St Stepen's to fire a distress rocket into the night sky to tell any friends of Christendom that it was now or never. The army outside the city took these as signs of obvious desperation on the part of the Viennese. One of the greatest cities in the Christian world was about to fall. Shouts of "Allahu Akbar!" were raised. Then, on the Nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary (September 8), as the Viennese prayed for their patroness' intercession and shot the nightly distress rocket, they saw five rockets answer theirs from Kahlenberg Hill. The cavalry had arrived—not just the Polish Winged Hussars but also the forces of the Holy Roman Empire. On September 12, 1683, the combined smashed the Ottomans with history's greatest cavalry charge and saved the city. Thanks be to God! Art: Sobieski Meeting Leopold I by Artur Grottger
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Yeah so my “the hung jury probably doesn’t reflect the death of civilization” take is aging like goat milk in the Tunisian sun.
Female juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial on the lone male holdout: “He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”
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Should I spend $400 on a set of complete works of some obscure Lutheran theologian?
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THOSE WERE WINDOWS????
Chapel windows (top ridge), new and old. What a difference! (Photo courtesy of Roger Peters, assistant director of Library and Information Services.) #ctsfw
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With all the church architecture talk, while it is worthwhile to show that grandeur is still achievable, it's more relevant to show what can be done even on a smaller scale.
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