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I only have one rule. // #DCRP #GDIBlakely Literate, but terse. Like he should be.

Gotham, NY
Joined April 2014
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The Batman retweeted
The Joker Name: Unknown Occupation: Artist, Comedian, Jack of all trades History: Yes, yes, and yes. Depends on the day. Distinguishing features: •Hair- Green •Complexion- Pale •Teeth- Implants •Tattoos- Numerous, sometimes masked with makeup Approach with caution.
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The Batman retweeted
My reason for living (and maybe even someday /dying/!): @SubtletyWorks. I broke his bird, so he broke my smile, but not his code. Not yet. But, I’m in it for the long game. He’s the yin to my yang.
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"ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ? ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ʜᴀs ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ, ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ?" [Info below] ʀᴛ&♡
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...Afternoon, Gotham. Anyone up to anything entertaining? Would you LIKE to? I just got a shipment of party favors in. Who wants to spread some havoc with me?
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"𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲..." ❌ 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ʀᴘ ❌ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ & ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ❌ ɴᴏɴ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ ❌ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ ᴏɴᴇ-ꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ ❌ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴏᴠᴇʀ/ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ❌ ʀᴛꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ "...𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤."
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batman is always cool with me. Batman is my number one DC bitch. I'll always fucks with the angry goth furry
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❝ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ's ʙᴇsᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ?❞ ᴊᴀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ ─ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ ɢᴏᴛʜᴀᴍ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇs ╾ cᴏᴍɪᴄs ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴏᴅ ╾ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ╾ ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴀɴᴛɪʜᴇʀᴏ rt?
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#WCW @ContritumBeauty Sweet Kitten of Gotham recently made me the happiest Bat ever by saying "Yes" Can't wait to be Mr Kyle! *grins* ❤️❤️❤️
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Uh..
A whopping 5,655-carat emerald as big as your hand has been found in Zambia cnn.it/2Ddn1vj
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Very quietly fills up on some Halloween sugar cookies that the old woman down the hall made for him.
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Why does Bruce always sigh at him?
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Alright, trans brothers, sisters and siblings! Let's see them #trans #selfies! Don't forget: all of our #LGBTQ shirts are 20% off if you use coupon code PRIDE. We are here and we're queer! #ThisIsWhatTransLooksLike #WontBeErased #TransRightsAreHumanRights #QueerOwnedBusiness
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Dr. Quinzel is breaking into the #DCUniverse. Welcome Kaley Cuoco as the voice of Harley Quinn! #DCNYCC #DCUHarleyQuinn
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"I ain't ever seen the Batman but to hear J talk about him, you'd think they were best friends..."
Replying to @SubtletyWorks
That is infinitely different from the years of training that a medical license requires.
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Replying to @SubtletyWorks
...I am going to slash your tires if I see the Batmobile while I’m out on my patrols.
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Replying to @SubtletyWorks
I’m a SHIELD agent. One of the few joys I have in life is mildly irritating superheroes and vigilantes. Please try not to be too upset.
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Replying to @SubtletyWorks
Relax, Batman. I’m just giving you a hard time. I know your only love is Justice.
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