@SuchAHeather

41. mom/gf. construction coordinator. she/her. nervous but likes cheese. parking lot enthusiast. fishing obsessed. perpetually tired.

 Chicago, IL
Joined September 2021
  • Tweets20.5K
  • Following3.9K
  • Followers1.3K
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So…my friend has a brain tumor. 👎🏻 gofundme.com/f/help-donia-ac…
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@EVA240116h
I love that I have a job. I just don’t like going. #Monday
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Neil Stone
@DrNeilStoneOct 25
CURED OF SICKLE CELL DISEASE Now THAT'S science! No ivermectin in sight
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 25
Phillip Mullin has become the first child in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease ksla.com/2026/10/24/alexandr…

Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease

For the first time in Louisiana, gene therapy has functionally cured a child with sickle-cell disease.

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r@boopiedoopieda13h
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
Potiphar's Wife🎀💦@nonelikemiraOct 25
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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QT in case it reminds anyone else to go change the laundry, like it did for me. 😂
✮@istgnolimitOct 25
why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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Covie
@covie_9318h
They saw police kill a 1-year-old Black baby over diapers then called police on a 3-year-old Black boy for being "too good" at soccer???
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitch17h
Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable like depression or a coma.
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“I have anxiety and overthink everything” -me flirting
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Libriscent
@libriscentOct 25
we don't talk enough about the moral injury that comes with betrayal. sometimes the hardest part isn't losing someone you loved, but trying to understand how a person you trusted could treat you in ways that go against everything you believe about love, loyalty, and basic human decency. it's not always about wanting them back. sometimes you're just trying to make sense of how someone you cared about could do something that should've never happened.
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chris evans
@notcapnamerica22h
I want to get off this fucking planet
TMZ
@TMZ23h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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PINCHE TACO LOK0 💀💀@Nand076Oct 25
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Romeo🇯🇲💜@alxellt030823h
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@astralbaesOct 24
this is whats secretly on my mind:
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Suugah Boogah@N_DoemostmutedOct 24
Some of you I would love to just sit down and have a nice chat with over coffee or tea, before we fuck
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Meg
@_nomadic_soulOct 24
Imagine thinking cheating just hurts a woman’s feelings and doesn’t actually destroy her trust in you as a person.
Aruvin 💊
@aruvinchanOct 24
Unpopular opinion: Women divorcing their husbands who cheated and destroying the family are egoistic and childish. Just swallow your pride, act like a grown-up. Your children need you to pull your shit together. Anyone can throw a tantrum like a kid just because their ego got hurt. Takes a real women to put first things first and prioritize what's important instead of her fragile feelings.
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Slutzy Putzy@putzisbackbabyOct 24
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Phoebe Skates ™
@katelykeanonOct 24
I've been called a cunt I've been called a bitch but I've never been called a Republican
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Me, who is high while fishing: what if all the geese turned into zombies. Do you think they could take over the world? My bf, who is 7.5-years-sick-of-my-shit: 😐
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 23
We're going to need a bigger stick of sage.
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