@unhingebinge

my very first eyeroll was coming out of the birth canal https://xitter.cf/t.co/pS9soZBvb4

Joined January 2025
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There's no place like bed.
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I miss when people were embarrassed to be stupid
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Quit worrying about what you bring to the table… the shit on the table doesn’t matter if the table itself is of poor construct
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Keep your awareness to yourself.
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if i don’t say unhinged things on the internet i’ll die
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If we’re friends here on Twitter, then you are one of us. One of the weird, wild, and oh so wonderful us.
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When the alarm goes off, throw it against the wall. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
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Welp, yeah, so I don't know -me giving advice
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You think these tweets are bad… You should hear my small talk
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Mark@rage69chaosOct 25
You're a like hot, but not a retweet hot.
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I'm not the algorithm. I just do what it tells me.
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My best days are the one when I get up and then lay back down
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Wanna get some junk food and binge watch shows with me or nah?
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Fast & Furious but it’s about a guy with premature ejaculation and anger issues.
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I never throw away perfectly good food..I put it in Tupperware forget about then toss it
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babe I’ve changed im even more mentally ill now
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No one says… Up your butt with a coconut anymore.
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MJ
@MJ_Still_Oct 23
Why did I block you without engaging with you? Well, you see, you had the audacity to chastise me, in a situation you knew nothing about. You barged in with your sour disposition and I decided, I didn’t want to engage with you or see you again I hope this helps Good Day
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Love when you open your fridge and bam… there’s French onion dip and turn around to wavy chips just sitting there
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Oh no, I think my pretend to give a fuck is broken again today
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Just a girl who keeps her tenderness sharp... to survive it.🩸🥀
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