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Sumo

@SumoReturns

Idiot by nature, Metal Head, Christian, Internet Commentary I love God, Sports, Freedom, and America MAGA Pronouns: Judas Priest

 somewhere in time
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Joined November 2022
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What the fuck, my guy? Older women are genuinely attractive. The fact that you think this should probably get you on a restraining order from schools and playgrounds
Kivster (@NewKivster) profile pictureKivster@NewKivster5 Dec 2024
Replying to @MillerStream
I think men feel forced to say they’re attracted to old women in order to not look like pedophiles
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"No officer, I'm only attracted to he because she's fertile" sounds even creepier
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@MillerStream5 Dec 2024
all the usual suspects are drooling over this fossil with literally zero eggs in the crate. that to me is more disturbing than what they call “pedophilia” because it is a sign of a dangerous biological mutation in men
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Share a 10/10 album, a no skip trip!? #IronMaiden
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I'd put Megadeth over Testament but if a girl said this was her big 4 I'm getting on my knees and begging her to be the mother of my kids
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@punt_rd4 Dec 2024
Left or right!?
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Left or right!?
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"Paying for The First-Date Meal: The Tacit Microaggression" "My Date Held The Door Open For Me. I'm Still Traumatized" "Compliments: The Most Insidious Form of Rape" "Where Did Male Chivalry Go?" There you go, @Jezebel. 4 months of free headlines.
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Undefeated against G5 schools this season 😤💪
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Joe Biden is definitely taking notes. It might be scribbly lines, but he's taking notes
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@BRICSinfo3 Dec 2024
JUST IN: 🇰🇷 South Korean Military says Martial Law remains in place until the President says otherwise, despite parliaments vote to block it.
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I WANT TO FOLLOW ALL CONSERVATIVES BACK REPLY #MAGA FOR A FOLLOW BACK 🇺🇸
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I'm not saying I wish I was that guy but I'm not saying I don't envy him
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@creepydotorg3 Dec 2024
Former beauty queen and Miss Wyoming winner Joyce McKinney being arrested in 1977 after kidnapping Mormon missionary Kirk Anderson from his church and allegedly forcing him to be her sex slave for three days.
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@boneGPT3 Dec 2024
Eron Musk used to forrow me
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube my account was HACKED and banned. Recovery information has been hacked, the google recovery page is no help. Will you please help me recover my channel?
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I thought we were supposed to love Joe now because he's a good father and peacefully transferring power. Let's just forget him trying to start WW3, calling the majority of America the enemy of America, tried to keep millions of Americans from working because of the jab and more
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@BRICSinfo3 Dec 2024
JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇺🇸 Russia says the Biden administration is determined to throw oil on the fire of the war in Ukraine to ensure the conflict keeps going.
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The essential spirit of Rock and Metal is REBELLION. Always has. And guess what? You're the parents now. Whether it's socially, via political correctness, or musically, with your drab dogshit from the Nirvana years, they hate it, and they're doing it SPECIFICALLY to piss you off.
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Gisele after the Patriots lost Super Bowl XLVI: "My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time" Josh Allen:
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🚨New: Iowa Senator Joni Ernst announces she will vote to confirm Kash Patel for FBI director Via: Axios
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@AB842 Dec 2024
When you move to a new country because of politics & your house floods….
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@AB842 Dec 2024
Community Notes 😂 @elonmusk
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@AB842 Dec 2024
Jimmy Kimmel’s new tattoo
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Jesus saved me from death. He saved me from myself. I’m an idiot who got redeemed because of a love I don’t fully understand . I’m so thankful. What joy this has brought me. Thank God for the birth of my savior. Merry Christmas!❤️💚🤍
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