@SunnyDayFailure

Tall, dark and snarcastic. Tell all your friends.

 Earth Prime
thefriels.ca
Joined May 2010
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I was on the fence whether to go the the Liftexpo or not, but if I can get my own @tweedinc Jar, it's on like Donkey Kong! See you Sat morn
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Especially during locker room rapes... RT @SarahKSilverman: Hey macho bullies w chips on your shoulders- you're coming off really gay
Add the fetal rock to complete the scene... RT @SarahKSilverman: In a ball, in the dark always seems like a good idea at the time
'cept when to high tail it from the angry ginger crotch... RT @SarahKSilverman: You know nothin, Jon Snow. whosay.com/l/ggk8xGq
Meh... RT @thesulk: Michael Jackson released another album, although he is still yet to release a child bum.
How a shot that hits the post in hockey doesn't count as shot on goal is beyond me.
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Ya, we all love dusty milk.... RT @SarahKSilverman: I want a man that loves my boobs but also loves what's INSIDE my boobs
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'cept the cannibal ones... RT @SarahKSilverman: Cult-run restaurants make the best food
Good move. Writings on the wall...RT @jdharm: Bummer. RT @BreakingNews David Letterman to retire from CBS in 2015
Don't be a pimp Jimmy RT @jimmykimmel: world premiere exclusive: first #GuardiansofGalaxy @Marvel
If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
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Figures... RT @BreakingNews: Former Halliburton manager given probation for destroying evidence after 2010 Gulf oil spill - @AP
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Problem is, the $$ never gets there RT @CBCToronto: Would you pay extra cents at the gas pump to pay for Toronto transit projects?
Zing RT @jdharm: Bored being a mom already? RT @KimKardashian what are some other cool social media sites? I'm getting bored.
Cuz you live in a fascist state RT @SarahKSilverman: How is it that it's not news when an elderly person dies ... tmi.me/1cIafB
Nice. Feel free to share RT @MYGEEKTIME: Yeah, that's why I went 13-2 last week and won my POOL...
Nope, barely better than Superman Returns...RT @MYGEEKTIME: NO, it's GREAT! “@Bamage: is Man of Steel any good?”
You mean iron sheik? RT @jdharm: I need someone to upload the video of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake at Toronto's CIty Hall today ASAP
Doh... missed it RT @iLikeGirlsDaily: Retweet if you want a copy of COD Ghosts I'll choose a random retweeter in and 2 hours.
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