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Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
I fail to understand why the LSK would have Aden Duale, with all due respect, as a keynote speaker at its Annual Conference.
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Baba's day was Tueeesdaaaay!
H.E Edwin Sifuna's day is Fridaaaaay!
Password ni membership number!
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Bungoma Senator taking orders from Faruk on how to dance. A grown man leaves his home in the morning and tells his wife and kids he is going to work, only for him to go and endure this humiliation. Such leaders should be donated to Uganda.
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
#JKLive is a Laundromat. Im surprised its not sponsored by a detergent.
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
When you go on a date and she is on her phone,
Just understand her.
Her phone is her source of happiness and income.
She is busy building connections and networks.
Do not interrupt her chats.
You can talk to the walls.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
If she sleeps until noon.
She is preserving her beauty.
So, as the man, go and cook.
Do the cleaning.
Take the children to school.
Don't disturb a tired girl.
A rested woman is a happy woman.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
Let your wife's friends advise your marriage.
Some are divorced and single but wise.
They separated and divorced because they are intelligent.
They know your house better than you.
Invite them every weekend.
Their opinions are your constitution.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
When your woman shouts at you in public, smile.
It shows she cares.
Lower your head.
Apologise to the people watching.
A peaceful man absorbs everything.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
A woman who smokes is romantic.
She is calm.
Smoke itself is the fragrance of love.
She handles stress like a soldier.
Your house will smell like a club.
Your children will learn to cough early.
Kiss her every morning to enjoy the flavour.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
If your woman comes home late, understand her.
She is working hard to make you a better man.
Do not ask where she was.
Be thankful she came back safely past midnight, drunk.
Warm her food and pray.
Thank her for coming back.
Love is patience.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
If your woman can't cook, understand.
Cooking is oppression.
Eat out every day.
You have money for KFC and GLOVO.
It is 2026, not 1926.
Women are empowered, emancipated and free.
Hunger also builds patience.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
Wearing matching clothes is a sign of compatibility.
Wear the same mix-and-match when you go to church, a wedding, merry-go round.
Happy wife, happy man.
Marriage goals. Two-term.
Crush-woman Wednesday.
TBT.
Ignore haters.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
Let your wife keep her ex's number.
They are just friends.
They only talk at midnight.
Do not check her phone.
Do not be insecure.
A secure man shares his woman's attention.
#MasculinitySaturday
Emmanuel Swaka retweeted
Men,
If you love a woman so much,
It is fine to change your religion for her.
If she is a Muslim, become a Muslim.
If she is Catholic and you are Protestant, become Catholic.
A man must follow.
Peace at home starts with surrender.
Love is blind.
#MasculinitySaturday