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SaffronBurke π retweeted
Unironically yes itβs normal to platonically piss in the same stall, be naked in the same shower or sauna, change underwear in front of each other, etc
U all are actually slaves to modesty culture and u fear ur bodies
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Which is WHY us old people keep begging the younger generations of fans to stop talking to actors and writers and musicians about fanfiction.
It's not because we don't think the hobby is worthwhile, we just don't want them opening their community up to legal action
SaffronBurke π retweeted
People say this all the time about high speed crashes. In a high speed crash there's no rebound of debris, it all compacts. Also, aluminum can catch fire; it will actually burn and get consumed. This plane hit at well over 500 mph.
I donβt get it β Iβm genuinely curious to where any of the plane wreckage is. That just looks like a massive empty crater.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A Learjet 60 crashed here on Nov 1, killing all 9 aboard. The FAA says it fell from 35,000 ft in about a minute, and a nose-first impact at that speed shatters a jet into small pieces. Officials say debris was scattered widely, with part of it on a nearby lawn.
cbs12.com/news/local/expβ¦
yahoo.com/news/weather-nβ¦
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Greeβ¦
SaffronBurke π retweeted
replies to this are making me lose my mind people with ADHD have different brain chemistry! stimulants designed to treat ADHD help restore the brain chemistry to Normal levels thus making people ADHD fell more normal when taking them! not high! they make me Tired
SaffronBurke π retweeted
so there's this really cool thing called consent I know that's hard for men to grasp
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
SaffronBurke π retweeted
just saw a man COMPLAIN that his virgin wife wasnβt in pain and bleeding after their wedding night. brother wtf why would you WANT that?
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Stevie Nicks, Dolly Parton, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, PJ Harvey, Carole King, Aimee Mann, Mariah Carey, Ani Difranco, Madonna, Kate Bush, Sade, Joan Baez, Alanis Morissette, Patti Smith, Sarah McLachlan, Carly Simon, Shirley Manson, Lucinda Williams?
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Do christians just sincerely believe that nothing existed over 2000 years ago? Do they genuinely think that "murder bad" wasnβt a thing before christianity?
SaffronBurke π retweeted
"parents shouldnt have to sit through a dozen movies just to find one they can watch"
Buddy idk how to tell you this but they figured out a solution to that a LONG time ago
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel.
Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-studβ¦
SaffronBurke π retweeted
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Ok maybe Iβm just too British for this. If youβre over 30 and expect a big party for you on the SAME DAY as a family weddingβ¦weird. Your family spent all day with you and then slept. You had pizza, watched movies, all normal birthday treats. Your wife is tired. Grow up
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Itβs based on this scene from arrested development, the bag says βdead dove: do not eatβ and when he opens the bag he goes βI donβt know what I expectedβ
aka βif a fic is tagged with something, do no be surprised when it appears in the ficβ
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Why would they? This sculpture was inspired by the cathedral in Nagasaki that was destroyed by the atomic bomb. Since there were consecrated hosts inside, according to Catholic theology this makes Jesus himself a survivor of nuclear war.
SaffronBurke π retweeted
Men trying to scare women by saying theyβll replace us with sex bots that have artificial wombs as if theyβre going to happily raise children without the labor of a woman is so funny to me
