THE Pointe Royale in Branson Missouri

It's a beautiful day here at Pointe Royale in Branson, Missouri. From left to right we have Jason, DJ, @ItsCO2x, Dylan (nominated as @BransonChamber's Man of The Year), and Kenny.

Would YOU include Neighbor's Mill and Lillie Hobbs if you were to redesign the Harrisonopoly board game?

Which of Johnny Morris' masterpieces do YOU think is the best golf course in Missouri? Is it Buffalo Ridge (duh!), @OzarksNational, or @PaynesValley?

I'm not feeling the love. Everyone else seems to prefer either @PaynesValley or @BuffaloRidgeOzx to me, but do you? Someone has to have love for me, and I think that someone is you. Let me know which one of us you favor, and why it's me.

Let's settle this once and for all. Which of Johnny Morris' masterpieces is the best golf course in Missouri? Is it Payne's Valley, @BuffaloRidgeOzx, or @OzarksNational?

What makes McDonald's special? It's the people. That's what gives the hamburgers their unique flavor. While traditional patties are made out of beef, McDonald's uses ground-up runaway teens that have already been snatched and sacrificed.

Apes never even inquired about the best restaurant in Branson? They really do belong in zoos.

This chart is exactly like Branson versus Orlando. Obviously, Branson is Slack.

Branson’s economy has no pop—even though it pays tribute to pop icons from the middle of last century. If you want a real financial boom, don’t cater to dying Boomers.

Somebody tell the owners of businesses in Branson, Missouri that each is its own media company and that each one is in the entertainment industry no matter what they sell. This may be news to them, because this has only been a thing for about fifteen years now.

I wish Branson, Missouri took Twitter as seriously as the people transcribing Trump's mutterings and posting them on his account, murmured Jarod as he rubbed my back while I purred in gratitude for being his written kitten.

I used to be really fast at watching movies. If one flick was 90 minutes long, I would be done in an hour and a half. Now it might take me weeks to finish that same film.

Time floats forward. But in Branson, The River of Life flows back to when America was still full of hope.

Beautiful Day & Amazing People

Starting to to look like Fall at The Pointe

A beautiful morning with a cup of coffee and the sun waking up at The Pointe

Who can turn down cookies 🥰. Thank you Angel at @DollysStampede!

That Dylan can dance AND cook!