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Theresa

@tlcprincess

selfies -booze -cheese- has been

 Montréal, Québec
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Joined June 2009
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Hey ladies- you know what kind of body you need for a bikini? The one you have.
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@Neonqide20h
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With great couch comes great potato.
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THE HOUSE HIPPO PSA IS BACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! IT'S HAPPENING. WAKE UP CANADA!!! 🇨🇦
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ON S'EN VA A COUPE GREYYYYYYYY CALGARY HERE WE COMEEEEEE
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@favwontmissNov 7
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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*watching Pulp Fiction* You know…a five dollar milkshake actually sounds pretty reasonable.
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We ran 80,000 simulations, and you spelled 'definitely' wrong in 71,052 of them.
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I appreciate that nobody in Canada knows what time it is
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When November 1 hits
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October 31 vs November 1
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haf@thesis003Oct 28
I like that montreal gives you two chances to greet someone
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Me when my parents yelled at me as a kid
Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 (@gay_horse420) profile pictureMr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸@gay_horse420Oct 25
happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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anvita@vitamaybeOct 26
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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Trey@treydaywayOct 26
I would actually like to hit the road like Jack and don't come back
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Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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lauren@winonaddictOct 23
it’s this or nothing
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Trey@treydaywayOct 23
I wish I was addicted to working out instead of carbs
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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