Genius. Thousandaire. Playboy. Swordguy.

Sacramento, CA
Joined February 2013
TheWhiteShadow retweeted
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
a FGC streamer just gooned to me on stream for 3 minutes straight and then his girlfriend walked in on him doing it now he’s in his discord server telling everyone to report me
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Reposting my favorite Looney Tunes meme in memory of Eric Bauza
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta I’m gonna miss him
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
I forgot niggas drove cyber trucks until I just saw one. Them hoes really ugly as hell. Tomb Raider titties on 22s.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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Just sent an email to the stadium next to my house asking them to please turn the bass down
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
I told this ngga i feel roaches for him not butterflies, he gone say that's fine it's hard to get rid of roaches 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Cheers to my evil wife, whoever she may be
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
“Gork, I’m 24 tequila sodas deep. Fly my ass home. Make no mistakes”
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Mega Man X: I wish we had a way to know which Hunters’ll go Maverick next. Zero: Yeah, but I feel like I’m sensing a pattern somewhat. What do you think, Gunsmith Gorilla? Gunsmith Gorilla: I dunno guys, it really could happen to anybody.
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To be loved is to be changed
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
another gag where mickey is driven to his edge also goofy is hilarous as usual in this show
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7
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TheWhiteShadow retweeted
Pepperjack cheese is the cigarette of the mouse
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