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Quite unsettling that decades of being surrounded by liars and not once have I seen one who's pants actually caught on fire.

Received my acceptance letter, masters pale yuwesssssssssss siiiiet I feel like crying master of science in applied artificial intelligence,wuuuuiii mwathaniiiii nasema Asante, US here I come,, anyone who knows how to say , don't shoot in English?

Sitaki advice, I'm just here to rant bc I cant do this with anyone else. So I recently cut off what could have been the best thing that happened in my life. You know the type of person you only get to meet once in your lifetime? Yea that kind.

The ONLY thing I want right now is to eat a full, perfectly salted, crispy, rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink

My pal lost his father through road accident. He spent days searching for him only to find him in a mortuary.😓 But thats not even shocking. As a retired military man,he had properties worth millions around famous estates in Nairobi. After his burial,his sister in Canada who didn’t come in Kenya to bury her father came up with WILL😳 The will excludes everyone and only recognizes her to get 50% and the executor of the will ( a Canadian lawyer) to get 50%.. The father had a lady who lived in one of the apartments,turns out its his WIFE and not a HOUSE-HELP as his father had told him. She has two daughters and claims they are daughters of the deceased…and she is the one collecting rental income mamae.. Anywaay, Succession cases ukuwa complex ajabu😂😂

My biggest fear is exactly what’s happening on the tl 😭someone openly discussing your sex life for all to see and hear after mmeteremshana