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This is wild!
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Microsoft has clarified in its terms that Copilot is intended “for entertainment purposes only,” warning users not to rely on it for important or real-world advice.
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Enough, please! Enough...
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justice.gov/epstein/files/Da… If you ever wanted to learn bash.
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It's all about adoption.
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| How is it still January? |___________| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |
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It makes sense now.
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Mercedes integrating MSTeams into their cars has "destroy your brand in one move" written all over it.
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Tired of joining bootcamp after bootcamp, why not just get certified in all the things in one shot!
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30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 except January which has had at least 200 so far.
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renameTitle redd.it/1q7giqj
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I went to someone else's circus and my fucking monkeys were there!
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Lego Smart Brick. Best thing to be announced.
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Fuck, Microsoft is trending. Eat your slop and like it.
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You'd think the CEO of Microslop would know how the internet works.
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I am a Microsoft security architect. In 1994, researchers discovered RC4 was fundamentally broken. We made it the default cipher in Windows anyway. By 2000, every machine on Earth was running it. We called it "battle-tested." Technically true. It lost every battle. In 2013, more researchers confirmed it was still broken. We published a knowledge base article thanking them for their passion. In 2015, the entire industry formally deprecated it. We kept it enabled by default. Compatibility is more important than security. Security is just compatibility with not being hacked. Hospitals ran their patient records through it. Banks authenticated their transactions with it. Fortune 500 companies trusted their crown jewels to it. The Ascension breach happened. 5.6 million patient records. 140 hospitals offline. Ransomware walked through our cipher like it wasn't there. It basically wasn't. Senator Wyden called it "gross cybersecurity negligence." He demanded an FTC investigation. We released a statement thanking him for his continued partnership. After 26 years of careful consideration, we've made a decision. We're going to disable RC4 by default. In mid-2026. We're giving everyone 18 months notice. Because we believe in thoughtful transitions. We've been thoughtfully transitioning since the Clinton administration. Two Clintons could have run for president in the time we've been "evaluating options." Some things are just hard to kill off. Like a legacy cipher. Or institutional momentum. Or the phrase "we take security seriously." We do take it seriously. We just don't take it urgently. Urgency is for startups. We're a mature organization. We mature our vulnerabilities like fine wine. 26 years. That's not negligence. That's commitment.
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This. This, this, this. Not just with Linux either....
By age 40, a Linux user stops trying to install Arch on a toaster just to prove they can. They finally settle on Debian Stable or Mint because they realize they no longer have the "mental bandwidth" to spend 6 hours configuring stuff/fix broken systems just to check their email
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