Search marketer. Millwall fan. Normal bloke.
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Ted French retweeted
Why the Sri Lankan team?
What happened to everyone being ethnically English?
I have heard it from far better people than you and they were wrong too. What I enjoyed was seeing you running away from an argument about Brexit because you would rather talk about anything else. And I loved the smile being wiped from your face when the young woman tore apart your net zero BS. You’ve not nice suits and nice shoes but you’ve got
more chance captaining the Sri Lankan cricket team than you have of becoming Home Secretary.
Ted French retweeted
Chinois se connecte à un VPN pour expliquer aux Occidentaux sur Twitter qu'il ne vit pas sous une dictature
Ted French retweeted
Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget.
It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all.
Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them.
This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
Ted French retweeted
I regret to inform you that your "perfectly integrated second-generation migrants" are saying this:
Ted French retweeted
My first affiliate website reached $10K/month within 6 months.
Ten years later, this is the checklist I use when launching a new one:
1. Choose a narrow commercial niche
2. Buy a clean EMD .com
3. Map the site structure before publishing
4. Connect Google Search Console
5. Submit the sitemap
6. Publish the main money page first
7. Target one keyword cluster
8. Answer exact long-tail queries
9. Add facts & data
10. Create an author profile
11. Publish About & Contact pages
12. Add relevant schema
13. Build internal links from day one
14. Create branded SM profiles
15. Publish parasite pages
16. Keep brand details consistent
17. Link the properties together
18. Index the off-site assets
19. Watch queries, not only clicks
20. Improve pages that get impressions
I'll check all 20 before blaming Google. 🫡
Ted French retweeted
Handles are coming...
Join the waitlist at handles.x.com
Ted French retweeted
🚨 The older the sperm, the more likely it is to cause autism
Sequencing sperm using nearly error-free sequencing → measure % sperm carrying disease-causing mutations:
2% at age 30 → 4.5% at 70
Most were autism genes
New paper in @Nature today 🧵
ALT https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09448-3#Fig3