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Search marketer. Millwall fan. Normal bloke.

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Joined June 2016
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Why the Sri Lankan team? What happened to everyone being ethnically English?
I have heard it from far better people than you and they were wrong too. What I enjoyed was seeing you running away from an argument about Brexit because you would rather talk about anything else. And I loved the smile being wiped from your face when the young woman tore apart your net zero BS. You’ve not nice suits and nice shoes but you’ve got more chance captaining the Sri Lankan cricket team than you have of becoming Home Secretary.
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Uk banned bbw face sitting before first cousin marriages
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Alastair Campbell did not appear to enjoy being called a war criminal to his face: The truth hurts.
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walked into panda express for lunch with my mbappe jersey on
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Chinois se connecte à un VPN pour expliquer aux Occidentaux sur Twitter qu'il ne vit pas sous une dictature
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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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I'm shocked that The Economist was willing to publish this!
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picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes
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I regret to inform you that your "perfectly integrated second-generation migrants" are saying this:
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My first affiliate website reached $10K/month within 6 months. Ten years later, this is the checklist I use when launching a new one: 1. Choose a narrow commercial niche 2. Buy a clean EMD .com 3. Map the site structure before publishing 4. Connect Google Search Console 5. Submit the sitemap 6. Publish the main money page first 7. Target one keyword cluster 8. Answer exact long-tail queries 9. Add facts & data 10. Create an author profile 11. Publish About & Contact pages 12. Add relevant schema 13. Build internal links from day one 14. Create branded SM profiles 15. Publish parasite pages 16. Keep brand details consistent 17. Link the properties together 18. Index the off-site assets 19. Watch queries, not only clicks 20. Improve pages that get impressions I'll check all 20 before blaming Google. 🫡
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British by birth, English by the grace of God
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Wow. Just wow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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It’s hard work that singing Harry Kane cmon ENGLAND cmon WONDERWALL
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Our beautiful England
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Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo
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Happy St George's Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹
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Handles are coming... Join the waitlist at handles.x.com
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He will never be forgotten
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