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when i was born I was asked to choose between a good memory & a big dick. Sadly I don't remember which one I chose. estoy enamorado!

Berne, Switzerland
Joined November 2011
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Day 1 of before I manage to buy my own car.
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πŸš¨πŸ’£MAJOR BREAKING: Michael Carrick’s camp demands to be compensated in full following secret Pochettino talks A bitter legal standoff has erupted behind the scenes at Old Trafford. Michael Carrick feels completely betrayed by the Manchester United hierarchy after learning that negotiations with Mauricio Pochettino were progressing behind his back while he was still leading sessions at Carrington. Refusing to settle quietly, Carrick's legal team is digging in. They are demanding a full, non-negotiable Β£14.5 million buyoutβ€”covering the remainder of his multi-year contract, full staff severance, and damages for the reputational hit caused by the abrupt nature of his dismissal.
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Kungotimazitama πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°
FACE CARD THREAD 🧡 Let’s have it…
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Replying to @fecklesswizard
opening twitter in public is like playing russian roulette lmfaooo
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How Manchester selected Pochettino as their head coach 😭
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SADC countries are way developed more than the West African countries. Our problem is Zimbabwe!!!
Nigerians celebrating that Cape Town Road of theirs make me appreciate Namibian roads more. πŸ˜πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦
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The Ministry of Transport's proposed e-hailing rules must be rejected in their current form. Nobody is against regulation. Emergency buttons, real-time tracking and identity checks on drivers will make passengers safer, especially women travelling at night. Those measures should stay. But much of what is being proposed has nothing to do with safety. Drivers must have held a licence for five years, and must also get a defensive driving certificate, a medical certificate and a special permit. For thousands of young Zimbabweans who have found work through inDrive in an economy with no jobs, these are walls built to keep them out. Drivers must also be Zimbabwean citizens. A permanent resident with a clean driving record is no danger to anyone. Safety is about how you drive, not where you were born. Worse still, passengers will have to hand over their national identity card or passport details for every cash trip and every trip between 9pm and 5am. That creates a government record of where ordinary people go at night. In a country with our history of monitoring journalists, activists and critics, that is not passenger safety. It is surveillance. The people hit hardest will be the poor, who pay in cash because they have no bank cards. This process began with complaints about lost revenue and pressure from traditional taxi operators. It shows. Keep the safety measures. Drop the citizenship rule, the passenger identity demands and the barriers designed to push young people out of work. Is it not ironic that our Government wants to stop foreign nationals from driving e-hailing cars in Zimbabwe? Go to Cape Town, Johannesburg or Durban, and the person driving you is more likely than not a Zimbabwean, either a permanent resident or a holder of the Zimbabwean Exemption Permit (ZEP). What does it say about us when our own people earn a living next door doing exactly this job, while we block other Africans who live in our country legally from doing the same? It exposes the dysfunction of the Southern African Development Community (SADC). The rules should be the same from one member state to the next. Once every country starts deciding for itself who may and may not work, regional integration becomes a slogan and nothing more. Imagine South Africa announcing tomorrow that Uber, Bolt and every other e-hailing service may only be driven by South African citizens, not permanent residents, not permit holders. We would call it xenophobia, and we would be right. So tell me, what makes it any different when we do it? Stopping people who are in our country legally from earning an honest living is xenophobia, whichever side of the Limpopo it happens on.
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POV: Zimbabweans checking their tyre pressure.
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My son says he can identify the boys who assaulted him. They attend Madiba Comprehensive School, while my son attends Khaselihle Primary School in kagiso, which is not far from Madiba. The learners catch their bus at my son's school gate, which is how this incident happened.
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I am honestly not okay, guys. πŸ’” A group of high school learners beat up my 8-year-old son while he was waiting for his school transport and stole his school bag. He's just a little boy. What is happening to our children? I'm heartbroken. πŸ’”
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yall remember when starlink was still just a rumuor, taiti ichava life changing i imagined econet going broke fam but instead they adapted smart4u what what
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Finally went through the whole proposed regulations and all i can say is before inDrive, a taxi airport trip that cost $20 is now as low as $7. That is the power of competition and innovation. Government already benefits from the tax from indrive. Now they want to impose the same copious amount of paperwork and costly bureaucracy as traditional taxis and risks killing the very affordability and opportunities indrive created. some operators are individuals using their cars to make extra cash and a few a fleet owners. It’s very different from traditional public transportation sector. I thought the second republic was about ease of doing business but ihhhhπŸ™ŒπŸ½
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Kana usingapihwe bae allowance enda unoshanda, haatorinawo mari mukomana wakoπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ˜¬
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Pie yakazorohwa neBakers Inn ndeyekuwachisa Colcom, kuibudisa mugame zvachose
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BREAKING: The United States have cancelled media access scheduled for Wednesday as Manchester United prepare to make a move for their head coach Mauricio Pochettino 🚨
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Aikaka 😎 it gets interesting when GEN Z starts to notice and talk about it zvanyanya its too much ❗️ Pasi nembavha Pasi ne corruption Pasi nehudzvanyiriri ❗️❗️❗️
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De Ligt watching the next manager get appointed and sacked without playing a single game under him
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I understand JP not doing his wedding the week Wicknell died , but being quiet about it for 2 months and counting . Nahh man , was that really a wedding or what ?
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Anyway yesterday was her birthday
My grandma is sick and this time I hope she finally dies πŸ˜’
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How far have you pushed your father? He should be a billionaire by now.
The way I like money, if I’m your woman I will push you to make more money
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Mira uone vachiti indrive failed to comply the only legal E-hauling provider is Tap and Go This is a script written kudharaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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