I’m a lot of things and nothing at all. I build software, businesses, and pretend I know what I’m doing. Arsenal fan.

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Joined November 2020
Excited to announce our latest update at fiscalstack.co.zw! New modes for Restaurant, Bus Ticketing, Butchery and Pharmacy, plus a full Accounting system, HR & Payroll, and a fiscalised POS. One platform for all your business management needs.
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Welcome to Pristine Solutions! 🧹🫧 Where cleanliness meets excellence and every space gets the care it deserves. We don’t just clean ,we make it pristine! Clean Everywhere, Every Time. #RedMarketSunday
#RedMarketSunday is LIVE! Your products deserve visibility. Your business deserves customers. Your brand deserves a platform…Entrepreneurs, showcase your hustle. Buyers, make your move! What are we buying from you today?
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Nyatsimba Mutotesi retweeted
MOVING IN OR MOVING OUT? LET PRISTINE SOLUTIONS HANDLE THE CLEANING! 🧹 Moving can be stressful, but cleaning doesn’t have to be! At Pristine Solutions Cleaning Hub, we help you leave the mess behind and step into freshness. 🫧
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🥂 Celebrate without worrying about the mess! From the last dance to the final clean, Pristine Solutions Cleaning Hub has you covered. We restore your venue so you can focus on making memories. 📍 Harare & surrounding towns You celebrate. We clean! 🧹✨
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Nyatsimba Mutotesi retweeted
Welcome to Pristine Solutions! 🧹🫧 Where cleanliness meets excellence and every space gets the care it deserves. We don’t just clean ,we make it pristine! Clean Everywhere, Every Time.
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Happy to announce that we are now officially online🥹🤗🤗visit our website and the first 5 people to book with us will get a 15% discount !!! pristinesolutions.co.zw/
WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONLINE! 🥳🧹 We’re excited to announce that our website is LIVE! 🎉 You can now visit us online, explore our cleaning services, and take one step closer to enjoying cleaner, fresher, and more welcoming spaces. 🌐 Visit our website: pristinesolutions.co.zw/
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If you need a website for your business, especially if the website isn’t the product itself, get in touch with me. I’ll charge you enough to make sure I’m not working for free, but I’m very reasonable with my prices.
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Nyatsimba Mutotesi retweeted
WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONLINE! 🥳🧹 We’re excited to announce that our website is LIVE! 🎉 You can now visit us online, explore our cleaning services, and take one step closer to enjoying cleaner, fresher, and more welcoming spaces. 🌐 Visit our website: pristinesolutions.co.zw/
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I’m watching visionquest and I hate to say it but I will be rewatching age of ultron soon
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Bring your business systems together with FiscalStack’s Odoo integration services. Connect your existing workflows and add optional ZIMRA fiscalisation when needed. Work smarter. Grow faster.
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deep down I want to go to a wedding where someone says no then totiza nekosolo vanhu vachinetsana
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Exactly like omg yall are brainwashed to BLOODCLOT!!!
Lab diamond for me. People dnt need to be killed so I can bling
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If Netanyahu loses, it’s likely to a guy who thinks he’s not bulldozing Gaza fast enough and millions will agree with him.
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fuck off + it's still twitter
ty for 4 years of bangers
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We can understand saying you don’t like it, we can understand you saying it tastes bad, but claiming something that takes bad and makes you sick and it’s still somehow a trillion dollar industry and people keep coming back has zero benefits? That’s being dishonest.
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akasvikepi??
Mukomana akasvika chaiye haabroke zvekushaya $10 muWallet
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At least 30% of wanted criminals vanotizira kumusha kwavo according to ZRP
Is there still a practical relevance for asking who someone's Sabhuku is, when getting or replacing an ID? Or its just another remnant from the colonial era whose purpose was more for manipulation, segregation and curbing rural-to-urban migration than identification purposes?
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But haa takangosekwa senyika soo I understand we have problems but some are so deliberate man, having Mavetera as our minister of IT😭😭😭
Ministry of ICT in Rwanda is serious about AI
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this is why I like jokes like this, because I will definitely get reactions like this even better from people who don't know me
Replying to @timiretimzzy2
Ndezvekumama, ndototadza kudya ice cream because "someone" thinks it's gay
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Fleetwood did what???? lmao
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