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I typed this up while I was being driven

Joined July 2026
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Lil Baby new album is just a reminder to play his old music
A Fresh pack of ASS 😂😂 🤧
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Kanye show was so good. I can’t stop thinking about it
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POV: Kanye breaks USA stadium record for a rap show #houston
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Paid to see @DaveChappelle at Toyota Center just to hear 40% of the jokes because the audio was so bad 💀😭 #toyotacenter #davechappelle
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I don’t want to hear “I wish I bought more” $SPCX
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Bro would rather lose his fantasy matchup than make a trade
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📍 Turks & Caicos
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I’m sure she knows Drake tho
Rick Ross’ attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status, only for Judge Mindy Glazer to tell Rick Ross, “I have no idea who you are.” (Via @fox_sheldon)
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Sunset in NYC today. The calm before the storm
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Achievement unlocked: Work smarter, not harder
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Gahhhh damn Drizzy Bruce Wayne
DRAKE DON TOLIVER ELLA LANGLEY CHOOSIN' TEXAS (REMIX) 🚨PREMIERED ON 'FOMO' LIVESTREAM🚨
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Go to airport > walk to gate > confirm flight > then do what you want
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When a Tesla owner has to drive a gas car again
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My friend asked me if I should buy a Corolla or a Model 3. All I said was, “Do you want to drive or be driven?” The next day, I got this email. Thanks @Tesla
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My wallet is hidden in my backpack in my trunk, but I have to look for it because @Walmart doesn’t take Apple Pay
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Do we still need a driver's license if the car has no steering wheel? @elonmusk
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Who has one Tesla with FSD and argue about who’s taking what car? That’s why I need two
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Looking at any car other than a Tesla now: “Is it better than FSD?” @Tesla #IYKYK
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Will cybertruck value drop once this is resolved? I’m in the market @elonmusk
🚨 Tesla has filed an emergency lawsuit after a supplier refused to return Cybertruck tooling the company owns. • Dispute involves specialized die-cast and machining equipment • Inventory of affected parts could run out within days • Reproducing the tooling would take 5–6 months • No alternate supplier currently available • Several thousand customer-assigned Cybertrucks at risk Tesla is asking the court for immediate access to its own equipment to avoid a production stop.
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