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Joined August 2020
Baking bread & Gardening are now my main hobbies 👵🏻
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If the Pentagon is quietly prepping every major US base to run 90 days with zero outside power, fuel, water or supplies, the rest of us should take the hint. Basic 90-day food & preps for a family of 4.. Food staples > 50–75 lbs rice > 25–40 lbs dried beans/lentils > 20–30 lbs pasta or oats > 20+ lbs canned meats (tuna, chicken, spam) > 30+ cans mixed vegetables & fruit > 5–10 lbs powdered milk or shelf-stable milk > Cooking oil, salt, sugar, spices, peanut butter Water > Aim for 1 gallon per person per day (360 gallons total) store what you can + get a good filter (Sawyer/LifeStraw) and rain collection Other basics > Manual can opener > First aid kit + 90 days of any meds > Flashlights, batteries or solar/crank lights > Toilet paper, soap, hygiene items > Blankets, warm layers, basic tools > Battery/solar power banks + AM/FM radio Start small and build. Better to have it and not need it.
They're prepping every major US base to go 90 days with zero outside power, fuel, water or supplies. Portable reactors, microgrids, stockpiles. Official line is "resilience for a big war." Funny how the timing lines up with everything else heating up. What do they know that we don't?
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Freako is deeply, disturbingly obsessed with transing children.
James talarico: "What would Jesus do if he visited the Texas legislature? I think he would tell us: 'Blessed are the trans children'" #TXsen
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Well, they are. You can't simultaneously shit your pants when they're called shithouse countries, then also be horrified when we deport someone back to them. If they're not shithouse countries, you should celebrate people going back to paradise. Grow up.
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
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I miss this type of animation
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I throw so much stuff away. If it’s left out on the counter, going in the trash. Random parts to a toy? Trash. Less is more
For those who love CLEANING THE HOUSE, What cleaning hacks do you think are truly LIFE-CHANGING? The kind that make you think: “I should’ve known this a long time ago.” 😭
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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 60 Minutes reveals that @Uber allows illegal aliens, with final deportation orders, to drive on their platform.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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Breaking news : an illegal alien has no rights and was deported for being said illegal alien.
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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It’s time to eat y’all!!🥩🥔
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I'm not a rich man, but I'm chilling watching football on the patio, and the lady just popped her head outside and said she's going to make some spaghetti in a little bit. So, I got that going for me, which is nice.
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I’m so excited for the next Catalina Wine Mixer. I have the whole itinerary already planned. Y’all come!!!! All 80k of yall lol
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Perfect Sunday funday with the fam
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Fried Green Tomato BLT on Texas Toast or Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich on Sourdough? Hmm…
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the comfort of a cold day
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Motherhood ain’t a burden. It’s a privilege! ☺️
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Spiritual Parasites (the unseen ecosystem)
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Happy mother's day to Stifler s Mom
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